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Song Parodies -> "Where to Move?"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Where to Move?"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
World War III is coming... where to hide?
Where to move?
World War III,
Antarctica, in a deep freeze?
F-ck that sh-t,
Better places we could choose,
Iceland, Guam, and Switzerland too!
Where to move?
Nuke strike heat,
In a city you don't want to be
Bags all packed,
Down Under to relocate to,
In the Outback with the Abos but no Jews!!!*
For tucker we'll eat kangaroos...
World War III,
Antarctica, in a deep freeze?
F-ck that sh-t,
Better places we could choose,
Iceland, Guam, and Switzerland too!
Where to move?
Nuke strike heat,
In a city you don't want to be
Bags all packed,
Down Under to relocate to,
In the Outback with the Abos but no Jews!!!*
For tucker we'll eat kangaroos...
* Israel and NYC would be the LAST places to hide in an all-out nuclear war. The Antichrist makes his HQ in Jerusalem after invasion while the Valley of Jezreel is where Armageddon takes place. NYC is the Whore of Babylon being representative of both the GREAT CITY and the United States overall. My line isn't anti-Semite at all. It's based on biblical prophecy. Ok?
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Are these real, validated places to go in the event of World War 3? If so, interesting and so 3x 5s!
Yes indeed according to several sources including the Washington Post, The Guardian, Quota, and more. No one, however, knows where a nuke might hit and areas affected by fallout. Antarctica is Number 1 ideal but the extreme temp and lack of supplies and support make it your final destination. Oz is better.
Australia, Mate! 455
I moved out of Jerusalem years ago when the Jews moved in. Under the Palestinians, I had a nice rent-stabilized apartment I shared with a sheep. Everything was strictly halal. Then a Jewish landlord took over and evicted us on flimsy charges I won't go into because they were anti-sheepite. Then along comes the A-bomb and I figure "Armageddon outta here altogether." Most of my billionaire friends went to Auckland. One of them even bought an old, tremendously strong missile silo and converted it into a completely self-sufficient home, restaurant and entertainment center. You look out the windows and you see real-looking scenes of artificial natural beauty.
As for me, I live safely and comfortably in Mar-a-Lago. No sheep or any kind of mutton as a roommate. Just Hitler.
As for me, I live safely and comfortably in Mar-a-Lago. No sheep or any kind of mutton as a roommate. Just Hitler.
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