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Song Parodies -> "Origin Q"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Origin Q"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Not Q from Bond, nor of Star Trek TNG, but the Q-tips!
Origin Q,
1920s,
Toothpicks with cotton met a need
Polish immigrant touch,
"Baby Gays"* were so much more improved,
Better than hairpins and dry cloth use!
Origin Q,
Stands for Quality,
Tips soaked in boric** for safety
Still used as such,
So what if doctors don't approve,
Ears, eyes, make-up, nose, gums for use
(And DNA swabbing)
1920s,
Toothpicks with cotton met a need
Polish immigrant touch,
"Baby Gays"* were so much more improved,
Better than hairpins and dry cloth use!
Origin Q,
Stands for Quality,
Tips soaked in boric** for safety
Still used as such,
So what if doctors don't approve,
Ears, eyes, make-up, nose, gums for use
(And DNA swabbing)
* 1926 were known as Baby Gays meaning happy babies. The swabs helped with ear wax, nose boogers, sensitive gums, eye gunk, etc...
** Boric acid sterilized the cotton tips
** Boric acid sterilized the cotton tips
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thanks for the (Q) tip! but seriously, anyone else think that "Baby Gays" would be a whole different thing these days? 455
You're just a shill for Unilever.
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