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Song Parodies -> "Hit U-boat Crews"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Hit U-boat Crews"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Real pranks the British did to German U-boat crews!
Hit U-boat crews,
Their laundry,
Itching powder in uniforms made them freak
Returned to port,
Only thing that they could do,
Thought dermatitis had affected crew!
(Brits put it in their condoms too!)
Hit U-boat crews,
Who took sardines,
Croton oil sealed in tins, obscene!
Laxative as such,
One onboard toilet wouldn't do,
Had to surface so the crew could poop
... On deck!!! Yes, it's true!!!
Their laundry,
Itching powder in uniforms made them freak
Returned to port,
Only thing that they could do,
Thought dermatitis had affected crew!
(Brits put it in their condoms too!)
Hit U-boat crews,
Who took sardines,
Croton oil sealed in tins, obscene!
Laxative as such,
One onboard toilet wouldn't do,
Had to surface so the crew could poop
... On deck!!! Yes, it's true!!!
Note: other SOE pranks: Hitler toilet paper in occupied Europe, ammonium paint graffiti etched into German car glass not removable, bombers dropping porn on Nazi bunkers, stink sprays, fake newspaper operations, and false rumors of Hitler's penis size!
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Itchy wood is no good! Neither is public or is it Atlantic defecation! 5's
* did do! 455
p.s. gotta love those wacky brits!
p.s. gotta love those wacky brits!
One of my favorite pranks was in the Netherlands where the Germans built a fake air base out of wood. The British attacked it with a wooden bomb that said "BOOM!'
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