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Song Parodies -> "I Love Booze"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Booze"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Sadly, this sort of thing is true in our society...
I love booze,
Drunk, you see,
I lost my whole family
Pour it in a mug,
or I'll do shots with you,
This is what alcoholism can do!

I love booze,
Gotta pee,
I'll just take a slash in this alley
I've been mugged,
Sexual favors with the dudes,
This is what alcoholism can do!

Spare some change? I need food...

[Dude projectile vomits on his cardboard box home]

"I must be drunk, I'm seeing purple dinosaurs!!!"

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Patrick - February 18, 2016 - Report this comment
That's why the only beer I stick with is the "root" variety.
Jonathan - February 18, 2016 - Report this comment
^ what Patrick said never touched alcohol never plan to! 5's
Timmy1000 - February 18, 2016 - Report this comment
I must have had one too many - I was imagining a purple dinosaur singing this.
Rob Arndt - February 18, 2016 - Report this comment
I'm just a social drinker, mostly in the summer and some rum-brandy mix in my eggnog during the holiday season ( although only 1 cup last year due to how good Southern Comfort eggnog is by itself)!
Annie - February 20, 2016 - Report this comment
LMAO! I needed a good laugh today, thank you :) All 5s for you and I'll share on my Facebook. Good job!
Rob Arndt - February 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Thank you Annie. People do terrible things with this song from the show. I just play around with it. "I Love (fill in the blank)!"
Annie - February 21, 2016 - Report this comment
You're welcome :)

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