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Song Parodies -> "Creepy Dudes"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Creepy Dudes"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
We've all seen the commercials of Dr. Pepper's Lil' Sweet, KFC's Colonel Sanders, and Burger King's King. Creepy!
Creepy dude,
Lil' Sweet,
Mini-Prince with a soda treat
Gay intro sung,
Hands a Diet Dr. Pepper to you,
Limp-wristed Gypsy looks like a poof...
Creepy dude,
King can't be beat,
Outside your bedroom with Burger King
Gives a sandwich a nudge,
Crotch level in view,
Calls to dudes- it all looks lewd!
Creepy dude,
From KFC,
Colonel weirdo is oft-denying
Says he won't budge,
That his identity IS true
Impersonation is not so cool...
Lil' Sweet,
Mini-Prince with a soda treat
Gay intro sung,
Hands a Diet Dr. Pepper to you,
Limp-wristed Gypsy looks like a poof...
Creepy dude,
King can't be beat,
Outside your bedroom with Burger King
Gives a sandwich a nudge,
Crotch level in view,
Calls to dudes- it all looks lewd!
Creepy dude,
From KFC,
Colonel weirdo is oft-denying
Says he won't budge,
That his identity IS true
Impersonation is not so cool...
Note: KFC is now toying with idea of making Colonel Sanders Black!!! Can we expect $5 Fill-ups to be served with a side of watermelon ;-)
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that Burger King King is going to give children nightmares! and about Col. Sanders becoming black I'd say that maybe they are trying to be politically correct in the same vein as... oh... that recent "Annie" re-make for example in which little orphan Annie became a girl of color but considering the stereotype... yeah... and by the way if KFC did offer watermelon in their Go-Cups that might be a way to get me to go back to them again they may not make the best chicken and I may not be black but I LOVE fried chicken AND watermelon! 455
Thanks Jon. Btw, as explained before, watermelon came from Africa! Taken by Euro ships to the colonies!
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