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Song Parodies -> "Orlando Blues"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Orlando Blues"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

To the 49 killed, RIP. To the 53 wounded, our prayers are with you. To the Muslim murderer- rot in hell.
Orlando blues,
LGBT,
Gunman with an AR-15
Gays- had a grudge,
Guilt... maybe he was one too,
Knew Allah would never approve

Orlando blues,
Shooting spree,
Claim to ISIS really weak
Needed a cause,
Had something to prove,
Had a soft target to choose...
Folks, please don't blame the guns. The murderer had law enforcement training. He perhaps was a conflicted Muslim with homosexual desires and hated himself. He made the choice to kill. He is accountable but dead. So now the blame game begins and will end up with more proposed gun legislation.

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Peter Andersson - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
I contemplated getting in on the condolances here, ABBA's "Fernando" came to mind" (nothing much else rhymes with "Orlando" methinks), but it's my least favorite song by them so I didn't.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
The medical community strives to understand disease in terms of the 'vector' (e.g germ, toxin etc). How/why could the deranged perpretrator obtain an assault weapon?
Rob Arndt - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
He purchased legally under DOJ guidelines. Which has nothing to do with the mental state he was in when HE made the decision to kill innocent people. HE pulled the trigger. It's called accountability.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
A small proportion of legal purchasers of these vectors might do harm to their neighbors, either by original malicious intention or on a murderous whim; these are likely prominent among those attracted to assault weapons. QED, sadly over and over again.
Rob Arndt - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Ignorant Dr. there are no assault weapons sold in gun stores. Sporter rifles look military, but are single-shot, no selector switch, no flash suppressor , no bayonet lug, and most of the time with no grip but a full butt and trigger guard. Your lack of knowledge about guns and lack of experience is showing. Also, many of these sporters are in .22LR... hardly fit for mass murder. Btw, I would never trust my life to or make an assault with the crappy AR-15 which tends to jam. Glocks suck too as auto pistols. Police carry them because they cannot afford SIGs, HKs, or Walthers!
Jonathan - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Ronnie Dunn one half of the great country music duo "Brooks & Dunn" rightly called out our "president" on blaming this whole situation on guns posting on his facebook: “The worst mass murder in American history attributed to Isis and Obama steps up to the microphone and implies that it will stop if guns are taken away. So, a law is passed and we are ordered to turn our guns in (billions of them)…. I bet criminals and “terrorists” / Jihadists will rush to turn their guns in……now, that’s leadership. UNBELIEVABLE. RD” < and he's right his initials ARE in fact RD! and more importantly if we give our guns up we are giving up any defense against these sickos! 455
Mythbusted - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Fact Check: An AR-15 Wasn’t Used In Orlando, And It Wouldn’t Have Mattered Anyway:

http://bearingarms.com/bob-o/2016/06/14/fact-check-ar-15-wasnt-used-orlando-wouldnt-mattered-anyway/

Remember, when the seconds count, the police are only hours away!
Rob Arndt - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
No myths, an AR-15 was reported by CNN early on... but it doesn't really matter what the murderer used. It was a SIG MCX Sporter which is NOT an assault rifle!
Rob Arndt - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Btw, most post-WW2 rifles were derived from StG-45 tech and architecture: http://www.sturmgewehr.com/bhinton/German-WWII_Rifles/StG45_LeftA.jpg
Peter Andersson - June 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Even a Swede like me understands that "guns don't kill people, people kill people", and that Obama is dead wrong on this one:

http://image.cagle.com/180640/1155/180640.png?63bfbd
Rob Arndt - June 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Peter, liberalism robs a person of common sense.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - June 15, 2016 - Report this comment
@Peter; Try reciting a variety of phrases based on my medical analogy using various disease vectors, e.g. " Antibiotic-resistant bacteria don't kill people", "Ebola virus doesn't kill people", "Speeding automobiles don't kill people", "Smoking doesn't kill people", "Drinking and driving doesn't kill people", "Projectiles launched into the brain don't kill people", "Jihadist ideology doesn't kill people","Impulsive anger doesn't kill people". Fun isn't it? Habeas corpus.
Rob Arndt - June 15, 2016 - Report this comment
You know, the Internet has caused bullying deaths, rape, murder, and has inspired thousands of terrorists around the world to go to war for All Qaida, ISIS, etc... should it be banned? In Israel, almost daily, Palis use knives and cars to kill Israelis. Imagine if that happened here. Would there be an outcry to ban knives and cars? With this murderer, all the warning signs were there. But of course, liberals wanna blame a gun model instead. I think liberalism is now synonymous with idiocy.
Dieter Gunn - June 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Now try this Pete -- Man brandishes ebola virus to stop knife wielding assailant; Woman wields cigarette to fend off would be rapists; Home invasion stopped by display of impulsive anger from a drunk driver; Shooting spree stopped by invisible presence of super-bacteria; A hazardous road network being necessary for the security of a free state, the right to drive a car speedily and recklessly shall not be infringed
Jose Jimenez (on vacation) - June 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Certain people possessing guns kill innocent people. To prevent such killings, these "certain people" must be identified and denied the freedom to buy guns. The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that Second Amendment rights are not absolute, but subject to regulation. Our ability to identify is presently imperfect, to say the least, but people on the no-fly list should be peremptorily denied legal purchase. Public madmen, such as Pastor Roger Jimenez (no relation) of Verity Baptist Church in Sacramento is another example. In fact, Youtube has stripped him of FIRST Amendment rights. Rob, the pastor is in your neighborhood. Take a walk to his church and deliver to him a brutally detailed lecture on Third Reich weapons, ending after an eternity or when he is declared dead of boredom, whichever comes first.
Rob Arndt - June 15, 2016 - Report this comment
I don't believe in pre-emptive banning of an individual's RIGHT to purchase any firearm unless you can prove beyond a shadow of doubt that the person poses an imminent threat to himself or others. The vast majority of gun owners in the US are responsible. They shouldn't be judged by the acts of psychotic individuals, hate mongers, or terrorists of any ideology. And types of guns don't matter. A simple hunting rifle can be used as sniper. A wheel gun can kill just as good as an automatic in determined hands. A hunting shotgun can blast someone just as well as a tactical one can. And the sporters? Most are in .22LR. The 5.56mm and 7.62mm cost double to triple the amount. Large purchases of long arms and ammo is already reported. DOJ forms are filled out. You have to have certificates to buy pistols and long arms and can only legally transfer through a gun store unless passed down to family under strict laws. So what more do you need? No method or law will ever prevent gun deaths. Criminals, terrorists, the insane will always find a way to obtain firearms. Taking away Second Amendment rights is not the answer. And btw, sweeping gun legislation only drives people to purchase more guns.
Rick Lime - June 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Sympathy for the victims demands some investigation of solutions. Perhaps some provisions of the Constitution should be reconsidered 2 centuries later...... / An ursine arms-dealer named Lenders / Sold Swedish bears sharp ClawExtenders / And thus answered the prayers / Of Swedes' rite to arm bears / And all Second Amendment defenders /.

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