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Song Parodies -> "Needs More Juice"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Needs More Juice"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The rail gun race. BAe was first, General Atomics was second, and Russia is third. UK wants theirs for ships and SPGs. US want theirs for Zumwalt destroyers and truck mounted field guns. Russia wants to build superpowerful ones to launch satellites or to shoot enemy satellites down.
Needs more juice,
GA and BAe,
Rail guns consume much energy
Mach 6 launch,
Overheating, rough wear too
Not practical on land, at sea they will do
Needs more juice,
100 MJ maybe,
Someday in space a reality?
Russian bunch,
Take the ASAT view,
Much as the spying Chinese do...
Started at Peenemunde with von Braun's crew
(1945) 150mm Elektrischschusskanone
GA and BAe,
Rail guns consume much energy
Mach 6 launch,
Overheating, rough wear too
Not practical on land, at sea they will do
Needs more juice,
100 MJ maybe,
Someday in space a reality?
Russian bunch,
Take the ASAT view,
Much as the spying Chinese do...
Started at Peenemunde with von Braun's crew
(1945) 150mm Elektrischschusskanone
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"Needs More Juice" sounds like me that one time the roast I had for dinner was too dry! 455
Jon, after a few shots of a railgun, your roast would cook in seconds. Overheating is a big problem with these beasts that use on avg 5 million amps to operate! The projectiles move so fast that fire belches around them as they leave the barrel, making them look like comets until the atmosphere cools them down on the way to the target.
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