I can't believe that you don't believe it
But I'm gonna set it straight, you stupid ape
I can't stand you this time of year
Pullin' fake beards off the Santas at Sears
So while you sit back and wonder why
There's toys all around at Christmas time
Oh my God, It's no mirage
I'm tellin' y'all It's Santa Claus

So listen up, you might here him comin'
Can't shut him down, his reindeer are buggin'
He appears, then he's gone
Keeps the spirit of Christmas goin' on and on
'Cause what you ask for you might not get
On the Naughty List, so don't hold your breath
Who's the fat guy breaking in your garage?
I'm trying to tell you now, It's Santa Claus

Why; Stockings full of toys hangin' on the wall
Listen All of y'all it's Santa Claus
I can't believe that you don't believe it
But I'm gonna set it straight, you stupid ape
I can't stand talkin' when you're such a dick
Getting' your kicks dissin' ol' Saint Nick
But make no mistakes with your seasonal mockin'
He's gonna leave a lump of coal in your stockin'
Who could have done this sabotage?
You're sh*t out of luck, It's Santa Claus