-> "Short Snog"
Original Song Title:
"Sure Shot"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Short Snog"
The Lyrics
Because you can't, you won't but it don't stop
Because you can't, you don't and it won't stop
Because you can't, you won't, and it won't stop
Fack Sabbath, go and have a pint
I got a pint of bitter that I is black
is it now just because U is USA Without some goths showing me where the toilets are
How could we be, we're still 007 Casino Royale was pissed or best
Tomorrow Never Dies made us poop
Poop our pants until Goodfellas
Because you can't, you won't and it won't stop
Because you can't, you won't, and it don't stop
Because you can't, you won't, and you won't stop
Fack Sabbath, i'm from the USSR
Back in the USSR after another tantrum
throwing Octopus's Garden like Help doesn't belong
I Am The Walrus is now a snog Yellow Submarine made me bitter Fresh like Seles, and that tennis Give tennis a chance, I hope we troll
(OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, O-O-O-OUCH)
Oh, I've been Monica Seles now
Because you can't, you won't and it reads not
Because you can't, you won't, and it can't read
Because you can't, you won't and holding onto you
Fack Sabbath, come and give me a quick snog
B-Boys, Man UTD
B-Girls, had your rashen
Peace out, motherf====rs
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