You watch the Super Bowl and of course Half-time show.
New England has won with seconds to go.
You missed the touchdowns and all field goals.
Cause you only really watch for the new commercials.

Go get my dad....cause an ad.....is starting.

I saw Jimmy Hendrix, and he chose Pepsi.
Then for Bud Light - a talking monkey.
Man, Homer is shown for MasterCard.
Grandma fell chasing Lays, and she landed hard. (funny)

This show is rad....cause the ads......are hearty.

Kid Rock went out on stage wearing the flag just like a shirt.
His absent-minded routine had caused a lot of hurt.
And when Justin Timberlake sung his best
Aw, Ms. Janet Jackson went and showed her breast.

I'd say that scene....on the screen....was arty.

The game is done.....let's have fun......and party