-> "She's Possessed"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Parody Song Title:
"She's Possessed"
The Lyrics
::Chris::
She's possessed. She's possessed.
Held my hand up to my chest.
Urinated in the livingroom in front of all our guests.
Locked her up in her room.
Why, she's ailing I presume.
When I took her to the doctor,
her reaction is what shocked her.
She would squirm, she would shout.
She would cuss the doctor out.
Then the doctor said he thinks this girl is stressed.
Give her this pill to relax.
And she how she reacts.
She's possessed.
She's possessed.
She's possessed.
Ouiji board she has played.
She was always unafraid.
Now the demon chose to be in little Regan, and it stayed.
I woke up. She was scared.
My unmoving bed we shared.
The excuse that she was making
was that her own bed was shaking.
Later on, she would scream.
Bloody mess to the extreme.
Then she turned her head around, I must attest.
I'm getting sick of this.
Where is the exorcist?
Cause she's possessed
(I suggest you find me the very best)
She's possessed.
She's possessed.
She's possessed.
::Father Karris::
I have been observing.
And your daughter's not deserving
of a ghoul within her soul and in her head.
But when I had tried a conversation.
She threw up all over me, instead.
When she started speaking,
it was Latin I was seeking.
But her sentences were English in reverse.
At first, I did not think I could do this.
Screw my skepticism.
Let's begin the exorcism!
::Chris::
She's possessed. She's possessed.
Quite alive, but now distressed.
This here priest will get the beast
out of her mind at my request.
::Father Karris::
Now I think I will ask
for some help with this here task.
But to choose, I must be willful.
Father Merrin! He is skillful!
::Father Merrin::
I am here. Cut the chat.
Heaven's sakes, where is she at?
I must start my evil exorcizing quest.
We've got a lot to do.
Now it's just me and you.
So let's get dressed. (She's possessed)
And be blessed. (She's possessed)
::Father Karris::
She's possessed. She's possessed.
Time to put her soul at rest.
Father Merrin sprinkled Holy H2O right on her chest.
We were scorned and maligned.
But we didn't pay no mind.
From the Bible we were quoting
when the girl started floating.
With remorse I must state
Father M. has met his fate.
Now it's up to me to do what I detest.
Tonight there's no denying
that I'll end up dying.
::Chris::
She was stressed.
Then possessed.
She progressed.
Now, I'm impressed.
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