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Song Parodies -> "Someone There"
Original Song Title:
"Something There"
Original Performer:
Beauty And The Beast Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Someone There"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Who's there?
House owner:
I heard a creak which isn't right
My floor is only tiles and carpet and you'll find
My doors don't squeak, of that I'm sure
So that's a noise that I've not heard in here before
Intruder:
I think I made the wrong boot choice
You can't steal stuff when ev'ry step lets out a noise
Hope I can see a place to store
These things and then it will be stolen swag galore
House owner:
Phew, my brain's stopped alarming
'Cause it had a thought that brought me peace
Truth can be so disarming
'Cause you can forget who lives with you when you're asleep
Dog:
Wait, this guy's not my human, no, wrong to my nose, now I can't sleep
I didn't yawn but that sound's coming from his feet, now bare, love chewing
Humans who seem like the bad sort
And I heard someone there who wasn't there before
Don't like when there's someone there who wasn't there before
Who is this someone there who wasn't there before?
I heard a creak which isn't right
My floor is only tiles and carpet and you'll find
My doors don't squeak, of that I'm sure
So that's a noise that I've not heard in here before
Intruder:
I think I made the wrong boot choice
You can't steal stuff when ev'ry step lets out a noise
Hope I can see a place to store
These things and then it will be stolen swag galore
House owner:
Phew, my brain's stopped alarming
'Cause it had a thought that brought me peace
Truth can be so disarming
'Cause you can forget who lives with you when you're asleep
Dog:
Wait, this guy's not my human, no, wrong to my nose, now I can't sleep
I didn't yawn but that sound's coming from his feet, now bare, love chewing
Humans who seem like the bad sort
And I heard someone there who wasn't there before
Don't like when there's someone there who wasn't there before
Who is this someone there who wasn't there before?
How well this'll turn out kinda depends on the kind of dog.
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You are the worst person ever to grace this site with your rubbish parodies. Go on and get this comment deleted.
Projecting again, Adam Bernstein?
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