-> "Verlierer"
Original Song Title:
"Loser"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Verlierer"
The Lyrics
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Adrenaline in my veins, so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spraypaint the beer bottles
Men's shower stalls with the fatigue pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
EVA flamin' with an Angel and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the Vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm a riot to be quiet
About a pedophile father and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you speak
You get a SEELE strip search and a hand mark on your cheek
So shave your face with some Mace in the dark
Savin' all your ammo and blowin' up the trailer park
Yo, cut it
Ich bin ein verlierer
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
Double-barrel buckshot
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Banned all the music with an N² bomb
'Cause one's got a penguin and the other's got a watch
One's on the pill, shoot the other in the crotch
With the rerun shows and the Zoloft nose job
The daytime crap with the stripper slop
He hung himself with a cello string
Cut the chicken neck and it's hangin' on a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my dad is a piece of crap fallin' on a beetle
Who's chokin' on the turds
Ich bin ein verlierer
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
Get crazy with the Pocky
Ich bin ein verlierer
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
Drive-by body pierce
Yo, bring it on down
Ich bin
I mustn't run away, I musn't run away, I musn't run away
Ich bin ein verlierer
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
How disgusting
Ich bin ein verlierer
I'm a loser, so why don't you kill me?
I'm so screwed up
Ich bin ein verlierer
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
Sprechen sie Deutsches, baby
Ich bin ein verlierer
I'm a loser, so why don't you kill me?
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