There's a destination in Boston, MA
Where the toilets are clean and the towns we go
Beautiful women go astral as we're buying guns guns from Wal-Mart
The play we saw was Nevermind Kurt is Cobain, Dave is Grohl
Start choppin' like Phill Collins
Just grow up now

Where it's cack
(I've got 4 Rush and a '2112')
Where it's cack
(I've got 3 Beck and a 'Odelay)
Where it's cack
(I've got 1 Fearne Cotton and a Alexa Chung)
Where it's cack
(I've got 8 Weezer and a 'Pinkerton')

Looking so fresh and Glaswegian About as fresh as I could've be A play I saw was Britpop era cack Pulling teeth and thesaurus rex Novocaine for no soul
Just start again
Where it's cack
(I've got tickets for Lou Reed)
Where it's cack
(I've got no One Direction)
Where it's cack
(I've got 6 Beastie Boys and a Guns N' Roses)
Where it's cack
(Got 5 REMs and a Basil Brush)
That's entertainment, mum

(BRUMMIE);
What about playing Paul Weller instead of Louise Woodward

Get my microphone
There's a destination in from Essex
where Joey Essex is talking poop from Amy Childs to Rylan Clarke A play I seen was Zen Arcade
The Husker Du thing not the US Army
Boobies and bums outtathaway
Yo, the queen is dead

Where it's cack
(I've got no Mark Lamarr)
Where it's cack
(I've got no more Dave Gahan)
Where it's cack
(I've got no more Alan DavIes)
Where it's cack
(i've got no more Pat Smear)