8 pm, right after Simpsons.
I'd rather watch good ole' South Park.
But the urge,
Is really freaky.
When Jerry's on,
I get numb.

On the stage, is a transvestite.
Who's sleeping with her brother, Rod.
Then comes in, her mother Charlotte.
She says her and Rod have got it on.

And I cry,
As I see a bi and slut.
Fist fighting on the floor.
No wonder that girl is a whore.


He's a prick, with all his wacked up problem.
Coast to coast on late night on the tube.
Jerry's a prick, and he's gonna die this way.


They introduce the campus slut-bag.
Who stalks around their parking lot.
She just said, she just got off work.
She screwed some guys, and got off.

Jerry sees,
Every homo on the floor.
I bet he gets a real hard bone.
Than he's had in bed with whores.

He's a prick, with all his wacked up problem.
Coast to coast on late night on the tube.
Jerry's a prick, and he's gonna die this way.

A gay, a bi.
Have a relationship that's just fine.
The bi told Jerry, "Hunny, it's time,
To tell the truth"
That she slept with.
His ex girlfrriend.
Cause she wanted to have an orgy.

Jerry's last minutes of talking.
He talking to me like he's alone.
Next episode.
No one knows.
But he knows it.

He's a prick, with all his wacked up problem.
Coast to coast on late night on the tube.
Jerry's a prick, and he's gonna die this way.