6am, morning after Tottenham
Tottenham Hotspur had won the cup
Girlfriend's glasses are broke, now she is blind
The world is deaf and I is blown

Up the stairs, now off to Specsavers
To have the girlfriend's readers mended
Now she is blind, blind as a bloody bat
Therefore she never listens to Deftones
Can't we see, it's gone missing for the poor
Now she listens to me more, than I ever have afterwards

She's a Tring and I am from Hertfordshire
Off the coarse and I am playing softer
She's a Tring and I am from Hertfordshire

Writing on to Mother Nature
Would she sponsor the blind and deaf
And I go blind before the girlfriend dies
Sell some sanctuary like The Cult
Before she cheats, now I walk down to Carrie Underwood
Then I ever go to school, or should I masturbate too soon

She's a Tring and I'm from Hertfordshire
Off the coast and I've fallen over
She's a Tring and I'm from Hertfordshire

As days gone by
The opticians showed me that she was not blind
They told me ''Fack, it's time to stop this nonsense''
And she broke them, but I did break them
Because I was tired of her snoring

Riding back to her haunted mansion
Find some old school pairs of shite
Because she's alone, and I'm alone
And now I'm German and so is Armin Meiwes

She's a Tring and I'm from Hertfordshire
Off the ghost and I'm Eddie Vedder
She's a Tring and I'm from Hertfordshire