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Song Parodies -> "Cry Me A River"
Original Song Title:
"Roll On New River"
Original Performer:
Betty Elders
Parody Song Title:
"Cry Me A River"
Parody Written by:
Sarcastic Paranoid
The Lyrics
In spite of his flaws and failings, Bush has already ensured that some of the best parts of his legacy will endure long after he's retired: specifically, his Supreme Court appointees, as demonstrated in what has been a very good week for the good guys (that is, conservatives such as yours truly). To help spread the joy even further, the Republicans in the House recently shot down Bush's ill-conceived collaborative effort with Ted Kennedy. Bush himself took a little time out to go needle the most rabid leftards a bit by commuting Scooter Libby's sentence so that he'll serve the same amount of time for his "crime" as Clinton's lapdog Sandy Berger did for his document thefts. Hearing all the leftards screaming and wailing has been too sweet for words, but I would like to say this much to them (well, in addition to this):
Bush just stuck it to you guys at The Nation:
Gave Libby his commutation;
His railroading, George Bush has foiled it!
The effect on Dhimmis has been drastic;
Wow, Keith Olbermann is spastic!
Like all leftards, he belongs in a straitjacket.
Cry me a river,
Leftards, forever!
Your case has withered;
Whine on!
Can't stick scissors in a baby's head,
'Cause that's what the Supreme Court just said.
You don't like that? Kiss Alito's yarbles.
They gave us this ruling also:
Your racist preferences must go!
Now your lamestream media's losing its marbles.
Cry me a river;
Bleed tears forever!
Weep, heartless leftards,
Go down!
Racial busing's out the door,
Leaving all you racists sore
That we thwarted once more your endeavor.
Gutted Feingold and McCain, too,
Amnesty went down in flames!
"Fairness" pushers, you'll gnash your teeth forever!
Cry me a river;
Weep flames forever!
Flame drops within you,
Roll down!
Cry me a river;
Burn, flames, forever!
Burning within you;
Flow on!
Gave Libby his commutation;
His railroading, George Bush has foiled it!
The effect on Dhimmis has been drastic;
Wow, Keith Olbermann is spastic!
Like all leftards, he belongs in a straitjacket.
Cry me a river,
Leftards, forever!
Your case has withered;
Whine on!
Can't stick scissors in a baby's head,
'Cause that's what the Supreme Court just said.
You don't like that? Kiss Alito's yarbles.
They gave us this ruling also:
Your racist preferences must go!
Now your lamestream media's losing its marbles.
Cry me a river;
Bleed tears forever!
Weep, heartless leftards,
Go down!
Racial busing's out the door,
Leaving all you racists sore
That we thwarted once more your endeavor.
Gutted Feingold and McCain, too,
Amnesty went down in flames!
"Fairness" pushers, you'll gnash your teeth forever!
Cry me a river;
Weep flames forever!
Flame drops within you,
Roll down!
Cry me a river;
Burn, flames, forever!
Burning within you;
Flow on!
Speaking of all the liars and nutcases busy screaming about Scooter Libby from the lamestream media, here's hoping Bush ultimately gives Scooter Libby the same treatment that former Felon in Chief Bill Clinton gave his old pal Henry Cisneros.
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