Song Parodies -> "Mr. Straitjacket"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Pinstripe Suit"

Original Performer:

"Mr. Straitjacket"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Just a little tale about a completely off his rocker dude named Chet... Enjoy!

Well now friends let me warn ya about this crazy guy named Chet
Pure whackjob with insane thoughts in his head
I do believe I heard him say "Oxygen will shrink your nads"
And so be breathes into a big brown paper sack

Yeah!

On most days he is yelling: "Don't you know the Earth is flat?!"
While he plays the flute to ward off huge killer rats
Don't believe he ever will swim because the mermaids made him mad
I swear his mind is charred thinks an eggplant is his dad

Hey Mr. Straitjacket!
Hey Mr. Brain-Is-Bout-To-Blow
Said "Radiation cancer
Comes from those nachos"

Mr. Padded Room
Hey Mr. Thinks-He-Talks-To-Crows
Hear him scream: "I am a hamster!!!"
Naked in the snow

Yeah!

Hey Mr. Straitjacket!
"That's a brain-washing puppet show!!!"
Well, He knows exotic dancers
Are possessed by ghosts

Mr. Padded Room
"Brain eating parasites in dough"
Well, He'll tell you he has antlers
Underneath his fro
Monkeys are mind-reading gangsters
Don't let your thoughts show
Bow to our Ant lord masters
Cause... They're in charge, You know!!!

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Max Power - September 15, 2014 - Report this comment

I heard if you taste him, he'll taste nutty, get it? Nutty! *goes back into depression*

Abbott Skelding - September 19, 2014 - Report this comment

Very funny stuff here. Plus if you match up the lyrics to the freak show/strobe light effect in the original video, I could see that combination working nicely too. Great stuff ...555 more days in the padded room for you.

Agrimorfee - September 22, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Crazy man, crazy! Why such a spectrum of ratings? Not perfect pacing, I would give it a 4.5 if it is existed.

bobpiecheese - September 23, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) While the title sub is kinda awkwardly stressed, this was a great parody with a lot of delightfully bizarre lyrics. 555!

Blaydeman - September 23, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Very off-the-wall bonkers and so much fun. The absurdity approach works very well with this style of music. I agree the pacing was a tad off in certain spot, but not enough to really fault you. Funny, and fun. What more can you ask? P.S. Exotic dancers are possessed by ghosts!

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