-> "Shovel the Snow"
Original Song Title:
"Cradle of Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Shovel the Snow"
The Lyrics
We'll...
Work to shovel the snow
Sick of shoveling snow
Yes, We'll shovel the snow when it's freezing. We'll boo.
We'll...
Work to shovel the snow
We loathe to shovel the snow
Still we'll shovel the snow in this blizzard we're screwed
It fell and those hills got higher
My Land Rover under that snow pile hides
I'm peeved, yeah, I'm stuck scraping, Damn...
You'll freeze nuts in your driveway
And look disheveled in the frozen rain
This winter weather's cruel
Come on, Clean it off
Knock down that igloo
Blocked, You'll shovel the snow
Locked in, Shovel the snow
Each day shovel the snow, Happens frequently... To you
When it's seven blow, It bites
You'll have to shovel the snow
We're enraged by the snow, Won't act gleefully... "Screw you!"
You're late and you gotta go
Too bad baby
You're trapped in snow
Start seething, The sleet is unceasing, Damn...
This storm gives me a migraine
You can't stop it
Energy's drained
Can't go to work or school
Come on, Scrape it off
Before you can move
Blah! Yuck!
There are several stages of snow
Ooh yeah
Grab your shovel
There are a few phases of snow
Ooh yeah
Grab your shovel
Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold out!
Well...
Snow's reaching five feet tall it's dire
I'm not compelled to leave, It's warm inside
Pack skis, yeah, It drops more degrees soon, Damn...
BRRRR!!!
Well...
Throw salt down on your walkway
Or you'll be fallin'
Your leg is sprained
You're slippin' like a fool
Come on, Scrape it up
Or be black and blue
Got to shovel the snow
Need to shovel the snow
Ain't no question, I know
It bites
You gotta shovel the snow
Hate to shovel the snow
Yeah, Shovel the snow
That's my drama!
It brings trouble when there is snow (Shovel the snow)
All night
Shovel the snow
You'll start sneezing, Flu's height (Sick of shoveling snow)
Cause it's freezing outside (Shovel the snow)
And it's not pleasing, My plight (Stuck there shoveling snow)
It's not a breeze, dude (Shovel the snow)
Ahh-Choo!
[Fade out with more grumbling and shouting about dealing with snow]
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