The Lyrics
My Ass is on Fire!!!
Lyrics:
Colonel Sanders, full buffet, Red Lobster, breakfast tray
Sour Patch, watermelon, Spaghettio's
Ron McDonald, Dave Thomas, easy bake, Swiss Miss
Regular Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Hostess Ho-Ho's
Cheese burgs, Steak Bomb, Sugar packs, keep me calm
Burger King apple pie and a sandwich on Rye
No shower, busted seam, we just got a krispy kreme
Maraschino, new hibachi, fried bananas oh boy!
CHORUS
My Ass is on Fire!!!
It was always burning
since my stomachs churning
My Ass is on Fire!!!
No I didn't like it
but I can't fight it
Tom Wahl's, Melon ball, Nachos with Provolone
Mochaccino, Cappuccino, Arteries Blocked
Cajun corn, scrotum shorn, Beefaroni, and a Scone
Dinty Moore Food fights, Chili's in the Crock
Bob Evans, Jimmy Dean, dead Lynn is a dream
Gravy Bucket, Bunt Pan, Extra Parsley, fried spam
Sbarro, Bouillabaisse, oh how my ass is chafed
Pie is great, Garbage plate, trouble with my sewage
CHORUS
Little Debbie, Pudding pack, Tony Roma, Big Mac
Drumstick, Boyardee, Eating at Applebee's
Lemon flan, Butterball, food court in the mall
pancake batter, Gatorade, children selling lemonade
Nutty Buddy, Hot dog, chunky monkey, Muffin
Fruit Loops, Oreo, walking is a no-go
Number 2, harden grease, pizza hut and Hardee's
Double Decker loving, Brownies in the oven
CHORUS
Taco bell, Subway, Thank God It's Fridays
Pepperoni, Macaroni, sub with Bologna
Manager of Arby's, Shrimp on the Barbie
Twinkies, Vanilla Bean, Nestles beats Oval tine
Cole Slaw, Tex -Mex, Tyrannosaurs Rex
KFC, out of meat, what else do I have to eat
CHORUS
Birthday cake, chocolate Mint, Lots of belly button lint
Moonshine, Chicken stock, Butterfinger, ham hock
Bacon, bagel, Beer stein, tartar on a fishing line
toll house in the pan, Russian dressing in a can
Leg of Lamb, Sara Lee, heavy sauce, Wendy's
Foreign foods, acting rude, Ass cracks, Baked goods
Hypoglycemic on the floor, Chinese food at my door
Dinner roll, cola roars, I can't swallow any more
CHORUS
My Ass is on Fire!!!
With the hemorrhoids gone
my ass burns on, and on, and on, and on...