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Song Parodies -> "My Ass Is On Fire"

Original Song Title:

"We Didn't Start the Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"My Ass Is On Fire"

Parody Written by:

Chris Tanski

The Lyrics

Sometime our boss can be a real horses ass. So to cope we write song parodies about him. Here's one of them. Oh yeah and he is obese and likes to eat.
My Ass is on Fire!!!
Lyrics:
Colonel Sanders, full buffet, Red Lobster, breakfast tray
Sour Patch, watermelon, Spaghettio's
Ron McDonald, Dave Thomas, easy bake, Swiss Miss
Regular Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Hostess Ho-Ho's

Cheese burgs, Steak Bomb, Sugar packs, keep me calm
Burger King apple pie and a sandwich on Rye

No shower, busted seam, we just got a krispy kreme
Maraschino, new hibachi, fried bananas oh boy!

CHORUS
My Ass is on Fire!!!
It was always burning
since my stomachs churning
My Ass is on Fire!!!
No I didn't like it
but I can't fight it

Tom Wahl's, Melon ball, Nachos with Provolone
Mochaccino, Cappuccino, Arteries Blocked

Cajun corn, scrotum shorn, Beefaroni, and a Scone
Dinty Moore Food fights, Chili's in the Crock

Bob Evans, Jimmy Dean, dead Lynn is a dream
Gravy Bucket, Bunt Pan, Extra Parsley, fried spam

Sbarro, Bouillabaisse, oh how my ass is chafed
Pie is great, Garbage plate, trouble with my sewage

CHORUS

Little Debbie, Pudding pack, Tony Roma, Big Mac
Drumstick, Boyardee, Eating at Applebee's

Lemon flan, Butterball, food court in the mall
pancake batter, Gatorade, children selling lemonade

Nutty Buddy, Hot dog, chunky monkey, Muffin
Fruit Loops, Oreo, walking is a no-go

Number 2, harden grease, pizza hut and Hardee's
Double Decker loving, Brownies in the oven

CHORUS

Taco bell, Subway, Thank God It's Fridays
Pepperoni, Macaroni, sub with Bologna

Manager of Arby's, Shrimp on the Barbie
Twinkies, Vanilla Bean, Nestles beats Oval tine

Cole Slaw, Tex -Mex, Tyrannosaurs Rex
KFC, out of meat, what else do I have to eat

CHORUS

Birthday cake, chocolate Mint, Lots of belly button lint
Moonshine, Chicken stock, Butterfinger, ham hock
Bacon, bagel, Beer stein, tartar on a fishing line
toll house in the pan, Russian dressing in a can

Leg of Lamb, Sara Lee, heavy sauce, Wendy's
Foreign foods, acting rude, Ass cracks, Baked goods
Hypoglycemic on the floor, Chinese food at my door
Dinner roll, cola roars, I can't swallow any more

CHORUS

My Ass is on Fire!!!
With the hemorrhoids gone
my ass burns on, and on, and on, and on...


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John Barry - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever job of stringing an exhaustive list of food-related items into a rhythmic send-up.
Olvan The Terrible - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Favorite part: "Trouble with my sewage."
Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good, funny stuff here.
Agrimorfee - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
1/2 the time pacing was on, 1/2 the time it kept it's consistency in the theme. 545 from me for all the effort.
wdh - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well done, A for effort! 4-5-5
Troy - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahaha top quality stuff mate, 5-5-5!!!!!
Rector - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I happen to know the man who inspired this gem, which makes it that much funnier.
raddog20002002 - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever idea for a parody! Would you like to look at my parody "Eat That"? It's partially similar to this parody.
abdor - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
kiss my ass

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