Ooooh
Ahhhh

(In the middle of m’)
(Someone’s talkin’ in the)
(In the middle of m’)
(Someone’s walkin’ in the)
(In the middle of m’)
(Someone’s talkin’ in the)
(In the middle of m’)

In the middle of m’ flight
While I try to get some sleep
I get smacked in face
By this idiot creep
I think he’s lookin’ for somethin’
In the overhead bin
But the aisle isn’t wide
I get socked in the chin

Even though he knows the aisle isn’t wide
He’ll just block ev’rybody who might wanna get by
It doesn’t matter if my comments are snide
Cause when he’s finally done I get kneed in the thigh

In the middle of m’ flight
Little baby starts to scream
Ev’rybody can hear
‘Cept his mom, who’s in dreams
Wants a bottle or something
And it’s takin’ a toll
Think my eardrums are bruised
No emotion control

The gal beside me is talking all night
But girl I'm tired and I don't want to talk anymore
She wants a man to love the rest of her life
But all she finds are the ones WHO lie, cheat and snore

In the middle of m’ flight
Someone thinks they oughta eat
Pulling out what they brought
Stinky garlic-y meat
And now I'm searching for something
Just to cover my nose
Cause that aroma is mean
Yeah it smells really gross
In the middle of my flight

(In the middle of m’)
(Someone’s talkin’ in the)
(In the middle of m’)
(Someone’s walkin’ in the)
(In the middle of m’)
(Someone’s talkin’ in the)
(In the middle of m’)
(Someone’s walkin’ in the)

I’m not sure about a life after this
When TURB-ulence hits I’m pretty sure that we’ll die
Left engine’s on fire, the plane’s startin’ to quiver
It’ll plummet through the endless sky

In the middle of m’ flight
We’re all yellin’ screamin’ BLEEP!!
Cause the plane’s gonna crash
In a fire-y heap
We won’t land in the ocean
No we’re gonna get creamed
So I’m singin’ my song
Through my life endin’ screams
In the middle of my flight

(Someone’s talkin’ in the)
(In the middle of m’)
(Someone’s walkin’ in the)
(In the middle of m’)
(Someone’s talkin’ in the)
(In the middle of m’)
(Someone’s walkin’ in the)

(repeat to fade)