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Song Parodies -> "The Sister From Greece"

Original Song Title:

"The River Of Dreams"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"The Sister From Greece"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

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While the sailors drink tonight
Gabriella bends her knees
As she travels from Spain
To the harbors of Greece
She's just returning to Athens
Having traveled abroad
On a mission for Christ
And a calling from God

When a rogue storm broke and hit 'em broadside
She knelt down into steering and cried out to the Lord
They writhed and tossed in the tempest and tide
Till it had finally died out with all men safe aboard

When the sailors drank that night
Gabriella couldn't sleep
In the galley they cheered
With a liquored barkeep
They were merchant class seamen
Drinking out of control
Seamen who liked to booze
Seamen with pickled souls

She could guess why they'd go party all night
They had survived a mighty freak hull battering storm
She understood they drank to celebrate life
So while they were getting blitzed she held her cruciform

When the sailors cuss and fight
Gabriella never sleeps
In her cabin she pouts
She just whimpers and weeps
God knows He called her for somethin
Something more refined
Something that wasn't obscene
Christ would rise in her mind

When the sailors made a riot

She'd endure without a gripe on her lip
God knows she's truly is a godly woman
Baptized by the fire, she trusts God to show her His all encompassing plan

While the sailors drink at night
Gabriella feeds God's sheep
With the gospel of truth
Like little Bo Peep
You can sense her devotion
With a heart full of peace
Souls are ferried along
By the Sister from Greece

While the sailors cuss and fight

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