Poor T.J. Spindler was really bad.
Couldn't write a parody in his life.
He'll have really ugly kids, but that's only if
he ever would get a wife.
But then one day he came to this website,
and read parodies by Wildman.
Oh, and WM's a parody star,
one of the best across the land.

Ohhh.
La le il la, le li da da.
La la la, de di da, da da da dum.

Make us a parody, your Wildman,
make us a song, tonite!
'Cause we're all in the mood for a joke now.
You can write one right on "Am I Right"

Now Diva is a great, great friend of his.
Actually, she is his wife.
And I think that they will be together
for the rest of both of their lives.
He made "We're The Buccanners"
And "The Ballad Of Watson & Crick."
Some like "Magic Harley Ride" and "1969."
If he stopped writing, I'd be sick!

La le li la, le li da da.
La la la, le li la, da da da dum.

Now Wild's a great author,
but he's great at some comedy too.
And now he compliments other authors,
and he might even write about you.
And he visits the site almost daily,
and he submits parodies a lot.
If he made a CD with his songs on it,
I bet in the first millisecond it will be bought.

Make us a parody, your Wildman.
Make us a song, tonite.
'Cause we're all in the mood for a joke now.
You can write one right on "Am I Right."
(Repeat)