-> "The Tale of a Soldier from Rohan (Lord of the Rings: Return of the King)"
Original Song Title:
"Down Easter Alexa"
Parody Song Title:
"The Tale of a Soldier from Rohan (Lord of the Rings: Return of the King)"
The Lyrics
Well we're riding on towards Minas Tirith
And there's six thousand men all around
There's an army of orcs there attacking
And there isn't much hope to be found
We took on soldiers back in Rohan yesterday
And left this morning after Strider ran away
Like all the locals here we must defend our home
Though scared to leave, we left our families all alone
So we could go and defend Minas Tirith
Where the thousands of orc soldiers creep
There are giants out there in battalions
And the walls of the town will not keep
No one here can say just where the One Ring goes
And Frodo's still out there, but where God only knows
They say our soldiers are outnumbered as can be
But I've got people back at home who count on me
So we will fight to defend Minas Tirith
Never minding the fear we may feel
Tell my wife that I fought for her freedom
With my courage, my heart, and my steel
Now we've driven them from Minas Tirith
And for our sake, the victory's clear
Aragorn says we must ride on Mordor
And there's no way to hide all my fear
I am a soldier like my father was before
But there's more enemies than ever seen before
Aragorn, he says their size don't mean a thing
And so, in battle, we will charge in with our King!
Fight for Frodo!
Fight for Frodo!
Fight for Frodo!
Fight for Frodo!
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