I sold two teeth I lost in a brawl
I sold a girl who's name I can't recall
I sold a broke cup
I sold the football team
I sold the rights to my midnight dream
I sold a ton

I sold junior college within a year
then I sold a Greyhound for twenty bucks
and then I sold root beer

I got all this money from sellin' all that bread
I got forty honest dollars for sellin' a boss I never met
and I sold that bowl to me sis for the price of twenty-two
so there ain't much left to offer but I'll sell this dart to you

I sold my beard and head of hair
to a very bald corporal with a barbers chair
at Camp LeJeune
I sold uncle sam for a bargain for
Twenty-four bucks not a penny more
I sold my cousin

then I sold a high school friend of mine to paul
then I sold a body shop low price
and then I even sold paul

I got all this money for sellin' all that bread
I got forty honest dollars for sellin' a boss i never met
and I sold that bowl to me sis for the price of twenty-two
so there ain't much left to offer but I'll sell this dart to you

and I sold that bowl to me sis for the price of twenty-two
so there ain't much left to offer but i'll sell this dart to you