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Song Parodies -> "Folgers in My Cup"
Original Song Title:
"Achy Breaky Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Ray Cyrus
Parody Song Title:
"Folgers in My Cup"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
You may serve me scones with chocolate macaroons
Or peaches and cream and curds and whey
And I adore Lebekuchen Stollen and Baumkuchen
And don't forget the challah sabbath day
Make a pot of oolong or fragrant lapsang souchong
And sandwiches with some watercress
A pot of Darjeeling would have my senses reeling
The Queen's entertainment with finesse
But don't wake me up with Folgers in my cup
That nawsty stuff from the USA
'Cause if you wake me up with Folgers in my cup
I might upchuck my Earl Grey
Woooo
You may say it's best to brush my teeth with Crest
And drop in and smell my toilet any day
And I won't curl my face if you give me "Love's Embrace"
Or tell me every kiss begins with Kay
Advertize your potion for (slide whistle) dysfunction
Or you can stuff your face with "Special K"
Or scrub your floor with Pine Sol or fumigate with Lysol
Or hawk that awful movie everyday
But don't wake me up with Folgers in my cup
That smarmy mewling song is in my ears
'Cause if you wake me up with Folgers in my cup
I'll be lying here with my ears full of tears
Woooo
Don't wake me up with Folgers in my cup
That's gauche as gaucherie can get
'Cause if you wake me up with Folgers in my cup
I guarantee you'll get a zetz
Oyyyy
Don't wake me up with Folgers in my cup
I'll pour that stuff right down your pants - oyyyy
Don't wake me up with Folgers in my cup
The Queen will kick you all the way to France!
"I wish you'd go away!"
Or peaches and cream and curds and whey
And I adore Lebekuchen Stollen and Baumkuchen
And don't forget the challah sabbath day
Make a pot of oolong or fragrant lapsang souchong
And sandwiches with some watercress
A pot of Darjeeling would have my senses reeling
The Queen's entertainment with finesse
But don't wake me up with Folgers in my cup
That nawsty stuff from the USA
'Cause if you wake me up with Folgers in my cup
I might upchuck my Earl Grey
Woooo
You may say it's best to brush my teeth with Crest
And drop in and smell my toilet any day
And I won't curl my face if you give me "Love's Embrace"
Or tell me every kiss begins with Kay
Advertize your potion for (slide whistle) dysfunction
Or you can stuff your face with "Special K"
Or scrub your floor with Pine Sol or fumigate with Lysol
Or hawk that awful movie everyday
But don't wake me up with Folgers in my cup
That smarmy mewling song is in my ears
'Cause if you wake me up with Folgers in my cup
I'll be lying here with my ears full of tears
Woooo
Don't wake me up with Folgers in my cup
That's gauche as gaucherie can get
'Cause if you wake me up with Folgers in my cup
I guarantee you'll get a zetz
Oyyyy
Don't wake me up with Folgers in my cup
I'll pour that stuff right down your pants - oyyyy
Don't wake me up with Folgers in my cup
The Queen will kick you all the way to France!
"I wish you'd go away!"
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I loined a new woid: zetz. Danke.
Good job, even though Folger's 100% Columbian is my favorite coffee.
Thanks John and Porfle - I'm knocking those mewling commercials rather than the coffee. Maybe the Queen et al do drink coffee, but I know their favorite tea is Earl Gery.
This Chock-Full-Of-Nuts coffee commercial from yesteryear is howlingly funny. Is that Snow White as a grandma to Pinnochio? www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8ySFm18_dU
That's another stupid commercial. Thanks for the link.
Your link reminds me that it was Folgers that made the "bad coffee" commercials.
Cleverly done
"Ears full of tears" - great line!
Thanks, AFW and Meriadoc - "tears in my ears" is really a line from a country song.
I thought this was really good. The last line: "I wish you'd go away!" I saw as a nice segue back to the original artist :)
Thanks, Peregrin - "I wish you'd go away!" was what the Queen shouted at the paparazzi when Charles and Diana were on their honeymoon.
As Mrs. Olsen said, " It's mountain grrrrown - ze rrrrrichest kind!".
Your taste in words matches your taste in beverages. This song needed a good roasting.
Thanks, lifesaver - so does Folgers for those tacky commercials.
Lifesaver? You flatter me sir! Did I drink the Folgers intended for you?
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