You Can Torture Me,
With The Happy Days Theme,
You Can Play The Theme From The Dick Van Dyke Show,
Or You Can Air A Block,
Like An Instrumental Block,
Or Any Sitcom Theme Song You Know,
Or Play Vanilla Ice,
Hey, You Can Play It Twice
And You Can Even Play The Brady Bunch Theme,
But TV Stations Please Please,
I'm Begging On My Knees,
I Can't Take No More Of The Clue Club Theme,
Don't Play That Theme,
That Sucky Clue Club Theme,
The Most Annoying Theme Song I Know,
And If You Play That Theme,
That Sucky Clue Club Theme,
I Might Just Blast My Radio, Ooh

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You Can Clear A Room,
By Power Rangers Theme Tune,
You Can Play The Star Trek Theme Until Dawn,
Or I Could Even Hear,
The Beavis And Butt-Head Cheer,
Don't Mind Instrumental Theme Marathon,
Or Play Other Cartoon Themes,
Or Any Game Show Themes,
Or Play Sitcom Themes From Noon To 4,
Or Tie Me To A Chair,
And Throw Me Down The Stairs,
But Please Don't Play That Stupid Theme No More,
Don't Play That Theme,
That Sucky Clue Club Theme,
You Know I Hate That Theme Song A Bunch,
And If You Play That Theme
That Nauseating Theme,
It Might Just Make Me Lose My Lunch,

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Don't Play That Theme,
That Sucky Clue Club Theme,
You Know It's Not My Cup Of Tea,
Don't Play That Theme,
That Irritating Theme,
I'd Rather Listen To Songs In Major E,
Don't Play That Theme,
That Sucky Clue Club Theme,
The Most Annoying Theme Song I Know,
And If You Play That Theme,
That Sucky Clue Club Theme,
I Might Just Blast My Radio, Ooh