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Song Parodies -> "Norwegian Royal Wedding"

Original Song Title:

"She Talks To Angels"

Original Performer:

Black Crowes

Parody Song Title:

"Norwegian Royal Wedding"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

Princess Märtha Louise, the oldest daughter of King Harald of Norway, got married this weekend to Durek Verrett, a self-proclaimed shaman from California who has a lot of really strange beliefs and a checkered past. However he claims all criticism of him is solely due to his being Black. His new bride is a little eccentric herself; she claims to be able to speak to angels (and ran a school that claimed to teach its students how to talk to them as well), which makes this parody quite apropos. She has also attempted to monetize her status as royalty in a way the rest of the family (and the Norwegian public) don’t approve of. The bad publicity surrounding this wedding has led to renewed calls to abolish the monarchy.
He never mentions his time in prison
In certain company
Yeah, he’s quite a strange addition
To Norway’s royal family

She flaunts her title to make money
Folks say it isn’t right
Yeah, but both of them say it’s not fair
They claim he’s picked on ‘cause he’s not white

Says she talks to angels
Says they all know her name
Oh yeah, she talks to angels
And her students, they do the same

He says, if kids get cancer, they want it
He claims that chemo does not work
Well, he claims to be Reptilian
Yes he’s got many a disturbing quirk, that jerk!

Says she talks to angels
Says she knows each one’s name
Oh yeah, she talks to angels
And her students, they do the same

They’re the perfect lovers
Like two nuts in a shell
But Norwegians don’t love them
And the reason why
Ain’t hard to tell

He claims he foresaw 9/11
But kept mum ‘fore that date
‘Cause to save their lives, they’re be no point
They’ve all gotta learn to accept their fate…
Too late!

She talks to angels
Says she knows each one by their name
Oh yeah, yeah, angels
Her students do the same
Ooh, yeah, angels
Her students they do the same

Oh, oh she talks to angels
Her students too
Yeah, yeah, students too
Don’t you know that they
Know each angel by name
Verrett also has loads of other bizarre beliefs, including that casual sex causes “subterranean spirits” to infest women’s vaginas, and that COVID-19 could be cured by a medallion he was selling (but was forced to stop after the Norwegian government objected to the claim).

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