All I can say is that they really are a pain,
Just roarin' through the town each and ev'ry day.
And all I can do is complain about those choo-choos.
And speak my point of view
About those trains.
Those trains.

I just want them to shut up so I can sleep,
And they'll always he here when I wake.
Ya know I'd like to go a day without hearin' those trains,
'Cause they are dumb, and they're loud and they are lame.

And I don't understand why I can't sleep all day.
And I start to complain about those trains.
All I have to do, is listen to them to stay awake
And I waste my night away, listenin' to trains.

Those trains...
Those trains...
Those trains...

All I can say is that they really are a pain,
Ya don't like my point of view
Of those trains.
Those trains,
Those trains...