Is this the place for a pound of meat?
Is it two I wanna eat?
Hold the bun, add a ham, I’ll eat everything

And you’re leavin' me
Yeah you’re leavin' me
You’re leavin' me with the waist of a manatee

But I keep on a comin' here and stuffin' it in my face
Oh, and I’m never really sure
If they’ll make what I've ordered the right way

My Coca-Cola goes straight into chocolate shake
I like the sweetness with the mustard and the beef
You brought some salmon that has seven grams of fat
It isn’t me
Oh, no, no, no it isn’t me
I’m going home to my double cheese

Can I lose the weight I wanna lose
When I can't even tie my shoes
Even getting dressed gives me sweaty chest, cardiac arrest

And you're leaving me
Yeah you're leaving me
You're leaving me with a lake's worth of gravity

But I keep on a comin' here and stuffin' it in my face
Oh, I can't make it out the door
The paramedics have to carry me away

My Coca-Cola goes straight into chocolate shake
I like the sweetness with the mustard and the beef
You brought some salmon that has seven grams of fat
It isn’t me
Oh, no, no, no it isn’t me
Oh, no, no, no it isn't me

No it isn't me, no it isn't me, no it isn't me
Oh, no it isn't me, no it isn't me
With obesity