I worked from home, while folks weren’t feeling right
Last year was bad, my office is a site
Everyone’s talking loud, I had to buy new pants
I also got the new vaccine

And that's about the time my boss walked up to me
I kinda miss it working remotely
And passed the time just binging TV shows
Can’t hide my anxiety
My boss says that I’m acting strange
Where’s my desk again?
Can we Zoom again?

The day drags on, til I head home
Had three meetings that were postponed
They said the network crashed and now the printer’s jammed
What does ‘Tray Two Load Letter’ mean?

And that's about the time my boss yelled out to me
‘I need those new reports before you leave’
Can’t help to overhear your loud phone calls
Where’d I leave my work ID?
My commute’s really been a pain
Where’d I park again?
Can we Zoom again?

And that's about the time that my boss had to meet
We shared the conference room real nervously
I haven’t been here in more than a year
What the hell’d you microwave?
We’ll have to cleanse the room with sage
Lost my pens again

That's about the time my desktop had to freeze
Is it weird that I miss quarantine?
Roll out of bed and take my calls online
Someone’s whistling noisily
The Pandemic’s been really strange
Wear my mask again?
There’s a plague again?

Can we Zoom again?