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Song Parodies -> "Bad Cold"
Original Song Title:
"All the Small Things"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blink182
Parody Song Title:
"Bad Cold"
Parody Written by:
Rice Cube & Watt Daddy
The Lyrics
Any generic illness, not just anthrax :)
Mucus forming
Sore throat, eyes sting
Hot flash, green spit
Feels like a bad trip
Fever, red nose
Ny-Quil is my dose
Coughing, wheezing, expectorating
Phlegm from the throat, snot from my nose,
Keep the lights off, leave me alone
*Hack hack* (cough to the rhythm)
The blight, nose blown
Cold sucks, I groan
Feels like my vision's been impaired,
Wish my misery could be shared
Phlegm from the throat, snot from my nose,
Keep the lights off, leave me alone
*Hack hack* (cough to the rhythm)
2X
Phlegm from the throat, snot from my nose,
Keep the lights off, leave me alone
Fighting off chills, give me those pills,
Robitussin, mad doctor's bills
Sore throat, eyes sting
Hot flash, green spit
Feels like a bad trip
Fever, red nose
Ny-Quil is my dose
Coughing, wheezing, expectorating
Phlegm from the throat, snot from my nose,
Keep the lights off, leave me alone
*Hack hack* (cough to the rhythm)
The blight, nose blown
Cold sucks, I groan
Feels like my vision's been impaired,
Wish my misery could be shared
Phlegm from the throat, snot from my nose,
Keep the lights off, leave me alone
*Hack hack* (cough to the rhythm)
2X
Phlegm from the throat, snot from my nose,
Keep the lights off, leave me alone
Fighting off chills, give me those pills,
Robitussin, mad doctor's bills
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