Ate some choclate
It was the darkish kind
And topped it off
With lots of caramel
But then it made me sick
And I felt gastric pain
So then I ran to the comode
And that's about the time the smell stunk up the house
It was so lethal it could kill a mouse
But that is when I heard this big huge crash
It was my mom passed out cold
I think that I should spray Lysol
What's that stench again?
What's that stench again?

And later on I was farting
I got a call from my neighbor
He said the smell was gross
And that I was fat
But then he passed out cold as well

And that's about the time the circus came for me
They studied, measured, and then questioned me
Then they loaded me in a semi-truck
Cramped is what I truly was
I hoped that they would give me food
What's that stench again?
What's that stench again?

And that was when they gave me a generous gift
I won first place for largest land mammal
Sea World was very grateful to have me
Where the hell is my damn lunch?
The whale tank is now my home
What's that stench again?
What's that stench again?