-> "What's my Race Again"
Original Song Title:
"What's My Age Again"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"What's my Race Again"
Parody Written by:
BigShow
The Lyrics
VERSE 1
Looked at the mirror, saw my white-boy hair
Looked at my skin, it looked really fair
I pushed my rice away and my chopsticks too
But then I said what's up with me?
CHORUS 1
And that about when Asian pride caught up with me
No body likes a white boy wannabe
Some people think it is really lame
Why don't I drink bubble tea?
I think I should embrace my race
What's my race again?
What's my race again?
VERSE2
Later on, I saw my yellow skin
No trace of hair, on my arms or chin
Some people think I shave
But it's the way I am
But they still point and laugh at me
CHORUS 2
And that's when I started getting called wrong names
White people think that we all look the same
Do I even look Chinese to you?
It's not like their the one to blame
I think should embrace my race
What's my race again?
What's my race again?
CHORUS 3
And that is when I got lactose intolerancy
Now it's only sua dau nanh for me
Which is bad cause i'm only five foot two
Calcium deficiency
I think I should embrace my race
What's my race again?
CHORUS 4
That is when I started acting FOB
Got a 1600 on my SATs
I started to pop the Asian squat
I use nouc mam and speak Vietnamese
I'm starting to embrace my race
What's my race again?
What's my race again?
What's my race again?
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