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Song Parodies -> "Somebody Has To Hit My Ex"

Original Song Title:

"Hasn't Hit Me Yet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blue Rodeo

Parody Song Title:

"Somebody Has To Hit My Ex"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

all in good fun of course ,
I told her I'm leaving,
and she acted all surprised
she cried her chest having,
at being left behind..

she was just not true to me
all her boyfriends coming home
I guess it was her mindset
seems this dog just loves her bones

hey hey somebody has to hit my ex
a skull bat crack
or a bullet in the head
this will be fixed and all will be right
buried in snowbank on a cold November night

always knew it would happen
and now that bitch is gone
she got fatter and fatter
all day long ate hot dogs

hey hey somebody has to hit my ex
a skull bat crack
or a bullet in the head
this will be fixed and all will be right
buried in snowbank on a cold November night


hey hey somebody has to hit my ex
a skull bat crack
or a bullet in the head
this will be fixed and all will be right
buried in snowbank on a cold November night
drownd in the middle of lake Ontario
the concrete keeps fallin
to the deep silent water
the cops will wonder
it makes me smile in my heart
it makes me smile in my heart
it makes me smile in my heart... in my heart




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