Song Parodies -> "Drink Coffee and You Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Coffee and TV"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Blur

Parody Song Title:

"Drink Coffee and You Pee"

Parody Written by:

Adrian Cains

The Lyrics

Came up with this after thinking about all those nights spent before exams trying to learn the material

Do you feel a bit drowsy?
Positively bored
Trying to study English
Shakespeare Oh god
Your brain is full, and its hurting
It makes you want to fart
Time to go get refreshment
From the coffee jar

Chorus
But you drink coffee and you pee
Oh dear me
I've drank so much, I'm going mad
And my bladders hurting me
To get rid of pee
Toilet I now need
Let me into the fucking bog
Or I'll urinate out here
And need to get showered again

Do you go in the bushes?
It isn't very far
But can your bladder hold on
Maybe try a jar
Your abdomen is convulsing
Its going to blow you're sure
You can still feel it swirling
And can't in the door

But you drink coffee and you pee
Oh dear me
I've drank so much, I'm going mad
And my bladders hurting me
To get rid of pee
Toilet I now need
Let me into the fucking bog
Or I'll urinate out here
And need to get showered again

But you drink coffee and you pee
Oh dear me
I've drank so much, I'm going mad
And my bladders hurting me
To get rid of pee
Toilet I now need
Let me into the fucking bog
Or I'll urinate out here
And need to get showered again

Oh... need to get showered again
Oh... need to get showered again
Oh... need to get showered again
Oh... need to get showered again

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