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Song Parodies -> "It's My Gas"
Original Song Title:
"It's My Life"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bon Jovi
Parody Song Title:
"It's My Gas"
Parody Written by:
Jovi Freak
The Lyrics
This ain't a song for the Beano-hearted,
It's a silent tribute to those who farted,
I ain't gonna make a small stink in the crowd
You're gonna hear my fart
When I let it out loud
It's my gas
It's now or never
I ain't gonna hold it forever
I just gotta let one go right now,
(It's my gas)
My beans I bought along the highway
Like Frankie said I eat them my way
I just gotta let one squeal right now
It's my gas
This is for the ones who didn't cry,
When Tommy and Gina would let them fly,
The holding's getting harder make no mistake
Your date won't be so lucky
When the wind you break,
It's my gas
It's now or never
I ain't gonna hold it forever
I just gotta let one go right now,
(It's my gas)
My beans I bought along the highway
Like Frankie said I eat them my way
I just gotta let one squeal right now
It's my gas
Better stand tall when they're coming out,
Don't hide, don't be embarrassed, baby, let one shout
It's my gas
It's now or never
I ain't gonna hold it forever
I just gotta let one go right now,
(It's my gas)
My beans I bought along the highway
Like Frankie said I eat them my way
I just gotta let one squeal right now
It's my gas
It's a silent tribute to those who farted,
I ain't gonna make a small stink in the crowd
You're gonna hear my fart
When I let it out loud
It's my gas
It's now or never
I ain't gonna hold it forever
I just gotta let one go right now,
(It's my gas)
My beans I bought along the highway
Like Frankie said I eat them my way
I just gotta let one squeal right now
It's my gas
This is for the ones who didn't cry,
When Tommy and Gina would let them fly,
The holding's getting harder make no mistake
Your date won't be so lucky
When the wind you break,
It's my gas
It's now or never
I ain't gonna hold it forever
I just gotta let one go right now,
(It's my gas)
My beans I bought along the highway
Like Frankie said I eat them my way
I just gotta let one squeal right now
It's my gas
Better stand tall when they're coming out,
Don't hide, don't be embarrassed, baby, let one shout
It's my gas
It's now or never
I ain't gonna hold it forever
I just gotta let one go right now,
(It's my gas)
My beans I bought along the highway
Like Frankie said I eat them my way
I just gotta let one squeal right now
It's my gas
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