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Song Parodies -> "The Longer Pig"
Original Song Title:
"The Crying Game"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Boy George
Parody Song Title:
"The Longer Pig"
Parody Written by:
Hu’s On First
The Lyrics
I know all there is to know about the longer pig
I’ve tried my share of the longer pig
It’s kind of gamey
But it’s alright
I think I’d like to bring someone home
For dinner tonight
Steak from cow, it tastes like cardboard now, compared to longer pig
Flavor divine, makes me do a jig
Why’s it illegal (wonder)
Why’s it so wrong (don’t know)
It’s peachy keen, there’s no food more “green”
It’s nothing to fear
I know all there is to know about the longer pig
Tastes like sweet pork, with a hint of fig
Think you should try it
You’ll feel alright
Why don’t you go invite a friend home
For dinner tonight
Give me some more of the longer pig (I want some more)
Give me some more of the longer pig (I want some more)
Give me some more of the longer pig (I want some more)
I’ve tried my share of the longer pig
It’s kind of gamey
But it’s alright
I think I’d like to bring someone home
For dinner tonight
Steak from cow, it tastes like cardboard now, compared to longer pig
Flavor divine, makes me do a jig
Why’s it illegal (wonder)
Why’s it so wrong (don’t know)
It’s peachy keen, there’s no food more “green”
It’s nothing to fear
I know all there is to know about the longer pig
Tastes like sweet pork, with a hint of fig
Think you should try it
You’ll feel alright
Why don’t you go invite a friend home
For dinner tonight
Give me some more of the longer pig (I want some more)
Give me some more of the longer pig (I want some more)
Give me some more of the longer pig (I want some more)
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