-> "I'll Make Doves For You"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Make Love to You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Make Doves For You"
The Lyrics
Shut you-our eyes for a-a tic
Because I-I wi-ill blow you-ou-our mi-ind
Have your eyes see-een such a-a si-ight
Like all these spinnin' plates (mmm-mmm)
Impressive, ri-i-ight?
No? Tha-at's fi-ine, your de-esi-ires
Any trick that you-ou de-ema-a-and
The magic at my-y comma-a-a-a-and
I can do anythi-ing, change a dog to-o a-a cat
I'll make doves for you
Pick a card, not two
With my hands so sleight
Queen of heart's your card, right?
I'll make doves fo-o-or you-ou
Saw you into two
If you'll volunteer, though
If you pass, that's coo-oo-ool
I-In thi-is ha-at, my hand go-o-oes
What comes out only-y-y I know
Whatever it is, it's for you-ou-ou
Girl, are you ready-y-y (ooh-ooh-oh-oh)
For great magica-al sleights
Changing clothes (changing clothes)
Myst'ry doo-oor (myst'ry doo-oo-oor)
The secret? I-I can't te-ell (mmm), it's true-ue-ue
The magi-icia-an's code won't ske-e-e-e-ew
But what's this in your ear? It's some roses for you
I'll make doves for you (baby, oh)
One flock, perhaps two (oh-ooh-ooh-oh)
Change this ugly pike (smelly pike)
Into Turkish Delights
I'll make doves for you
Because I want to (ay-ee-ee-ee-ee-yeah)
I hope you do also
Tell me if you do
I know you might not care, ri-i-i-ight
Dragged here by-y frie-iends to-oni-i-i-ight
Hope to make you feel a-alright
I know the-e crowd is packed
I only-y want to show you tonight
To-onight, to-oni-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight
I'll make doves for you (oh babe)
Float on air, it's true (yeah, oh-oh-oh)
No Copperfield-lite (it's true)
I'm the real thing, alright (alri-i-ight)
I'll make doves for you (oh babe)
Cause I want to prove (you'll kno-o-o-o-o-ow)
That my love for you's so
Magical, it's true (oh-oh-oh)
I'll make doves for you (oh babe)
Magic old and new (yeah, oh-oh-oh)
You can't hear me, right (it's true)
Just been thinking all night (all ni-i-ight)
'Bout my love for you (oh ba-aby)
Though I just saw you (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
It's like magic, I know
It's cheesy but true-ue (know it's cheesy)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh yeah-ee-eah-eah, oh-ooh-ooh-ooh
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