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Song Parodies -> "End of Career"
Original Song Title:
"End Of The Road"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Boyz II Men
Parody Song Title:
"End of Career"
Parody Written by:
Arch Vile
The Lyrics
Well, I thought it was about time I contributed to the Jussie Smollett situation. It's an interesting juxtaposition to use a romantic R&B song, and turn into an angry hit piece on what it means to be a stupid criminal. Also, you could call this a contribution to Black History Month, even if it looks like it got set back from Jussie's actions.
(Spoken Intro)
Looks like there is chilly weather
It does not look like the press is paying attention to me now
Maybe I’ll just make them listen
With red hats
(Verse 1)
Listen to my story
Public opinion will sway
Why is there hate that I’m black?
Why is there hate that I’m gay?
Since I’m a hot celeb
Liberals never lie
Why don’t I give trump supporters on the web
A black eye
(Bridge 1)
So I call up a friend
With his money to spend
Buy some magazines, for ransom words to glean
Walk down the street
Get beat up like fresh meat
Making this story a hoax
(Chorus)
Looks like you’ve come
To the end of career
With the lies you smear
That’s Jussie Smollett
From show Empire
Pants are on fire
Come, to the end of career
With the lies you smear
That’s Jussie Smollett
From show Empire
Pants are on fire
(Verse 2)
Hey, let’s extend our shopping list
For a message to preach
Say that it’s Maga country
And douse me
With some bleach
I’ll withhold some details
Keep my cell phone
Records from cops of the Chicago PD
Let them groan
(Bridge 2)
Fool the Dem* candidates
Touring from shore to shore
Then I’d be just a, pub-lic-ity whore
Cry on TV
For hum-il-ity
And let the news ratings just soar
(Chorus)
(Spoken Verse 3)
Bro, I’ve got your back
Working out with you
Personal trainer
Trying to pull off a hate crime like nothing
Kid that is one crazy stunt
I really don’t care
You just don’t understand how big a deal
Is it?
You’re full of s**t
You want the Feds at your doorstep one day
(I’ll withhold some details)
Asking about that noose
Around your neck
Polar vortex weather
(Keep my cell phone)
Trying to set me up and treat me like some brand of cheap leather
(Records from cops of the Chicago PD)
For now, you really aren’t helping your cause
Since this is not some silly joke (Let them groan)
Damn fool
You’re not getting woke
Yeah player, that is just stupid (Stupid)
Get rekted idiot (Stupid)
Time for some real pain
Bro, please
(Bridge 3)
Now you got caught, it’s time to just rot++
JS just did a fel-on-y
(Chorus x2)
Looks like there is chilly weather
It does not look like the press is paying attention to me now
Maybe I’ll just make them listen
With red hats
(Verse 1)
Listen to my story
Public opinion will sway
Why is there hate that I’m black?
Why is there hate that I’m gay?
Since I’m a hot celeb
Liberals never lie
Why don’t I give trump supporters on the web
A black eye
(Bridge 1)
So I call up a friend
With his money to spend
Buy some magazines, for ransom words to glean
Walk down the street
Get beat up like fresh meat
Making this story a hoax
(Chorus)
Looks like you’ve come
To the end of career
With the lies you smear
That’s Jussie Smollett
From show Empire
Pants are on fire
Come, to the end of career
With the lies you smear
That’s Jussie Smollett
From show Empire
Pants are on fire
(Verse 2)
Hey, let’s extend our shopping list
For a message to preach
Say that it’s Maga country
And douse me
With some bleach
I’ll withhold some details
Keep my cell phone
Records from cops of the Chicago PD
Let them groan
(Bridge 2)
Fool the Dem* candidates
Touring from shore to shore
Then I’d be just a, pub-lic-ity whore
Cry on TV
For hum-il-ity
And let the news ratings just soar
(Chorus)
(Spoken Verse 3)
Bro, I’ve got your back
Working out with you
Personal trainer
Trying to pull off a hate crime like nothing
Kid that is one crazy stunt
I really don’t care
You just don’t understand how big a deal
Is it?
You’re full of s**t
You want the Feds at your doorstep one day
(I’ll withhold some details)
Asking about that noose
Around your neck
Polar vortex weather
(Keep my cell phone)
Trying to set me up and treat me like some brand of cheap leather
(Records from cops of the Chicago PD)
For now, you really aren’t helping your cause
Since this is not some silly joke (Let them groan)
Damn fool
You’re not getting woke
Yeah player, that is just stupid (Stupid)
Get rekted idiot (Stupid)
Time for some real pain
Bro, please
(Bridge 3)
Now you got caught, it’s time to just rot++
JS just did a fel-on-y
(Chorus x2)
* = Democratic candidates Booker and Harris. What, did not want any white democrat candidates to weigh in MSM? ++ = I know that this line would usually be a repeat of the last three lines from Bridge 2, but with new information that he got arrested, why not switch it up. I am looking forward to hearing in the comments below of any group wanting to cover this parody, whether live or via Karaoke.
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Dammit. I submitted my "Jussie's World" early this morning, but you beat me to it before submission time (guess it'll have to wait until Monday). Although I am not too familiar with the OS--and I disagree with your political edge on it--I have to admit your work is better than mine because of the relative length. We likely didn't hear from a white Democrat because they were smart enough not to touch this with a 10-foot pole. 555
Don't worry. I am sure there will be plenty of parodies about Jussie Smollett to come. One thing I found out, he is not getting paid enough on Empire. Why would any entitled millionaire from Hollywood need more money? Also, found out that Kamala Harris is actually Asian-American. She has one parent from India, and another from Jamaica, neither country from the African continent. So, why have the press misrepresent her? Sorry about going off topic. Can't wait for your parody Agrimorfee.
Is "Jussie's World" based on "Jessie's Girl", Ag? I was thinking of using "Jessie's Girl" in that vein, but couldn't figure out the second word. "Jussie's World" is perfect. I'll let you run with it...... Maybe I'll revisit my attempt to do "Joffrey's Girl"
All Jamaicans are descended from slaves taken from Africa, just as all multi-generation African Americans are. So calling Kamala African-American is no less accurate than calling Barack Obama African American. And many mixed ancestries who have Africa in their bloodlines go by African-American .. so no misrepresentation
@qwerty, well you got me. Didn't think Jamaica would have followed US slavery practices.
Actually Jamaica, not to mention the rest of the Western Hemisphere, didn't follow Us slavery practices at all. Outside of the US, slaves were mostly used in harvesting sugar cane, a far more grueling task than cultivating cotton. Cotton harvesting was labor intensive for brief periods, but then the slaves had time to recover. Sugar cane harvesting involved hacking away at tough plants ALL THE TIME. Slaves could only manage to do this for a few years before they died and had to be replaced. This is why 97% of the 12 million slaves taken from Africa to the Western Hemisphere were sent to areas outside the US, and only 3% (400K) came to the US
Smollett got convicted, as reported from CNN!!. My song foreshadowed this, whaaaaatttt!!!! I dare not risk going through R. Kelly's discography to find the perfect parody for his situation.
Hey Arch--1. Jussie's been indicted, not convicted. Yet. 2. Googling R.'s song lyrics won't red flag you on a "predators" list. Yet.
You got me there Ag. Wonder if they will allow cameras in the courtroom. Hmmm. Let's switch it up. Maybe I'll take Arcade Fire's song "Afterlife" and center it on abortion. Call it "Stopping Life".
^^ eeewwww. Hot button topic, Arch. Go with your passion (although I might not agree with it...)
What the heck is this? Chicago's DA drops the charges against Jussie? Ugghhh!!!!! This song has lost its punch and merit. Don Lemon is going to be dancing and laughing on his show with this news. Not even for mischief or a misdemeanor for wasting Cook County police resources. Orchestrating a fake hate crime. That D.A. must be an Empire fan. I am going to need to either follow up with another song, or pull this one. Comment for suggestions. >:(
Doesn't mean Smollet didn't commit a hoax … Just means there are two tracks of justice now. Don't get too upset; there's going to be fallout from this. I can assure you, Chicago police are none too happy with this.
So, charges were dropped in return for the most candy-assed public service penalty in the history of felonies, This sweetheart deal has already been slammed by CPD superintendent Eddie Johnson, who happens to be black. Just as significant it has been slammed by Mayor Rahm Emmanuel, onetime chief of staff to Barack Obama and Dem super-operative for 30 years David Axelrod. Both these progressive dudes know the importance of credibility .. and how it just got flushed down the toilet by this deal
The Right have been posting on Facebook memes with old pics of Jussie standing all smiles with Barack and Michelle and gettin' all conspiracy-theory-kooky. Our Cook County Attorney recused herself from the case early on, another eyebrow raiser.
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