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Song Parodies -> "It's Not The Size That Matters"
Original Song Title:
"No Matter What"
Original Performer:
Boyzone
Parody Song Title:
"It's Not The Size That Matters"
Parody Written by:
Filip Carlson
The Lyrics
It's not the size that matters
It's if you use it right
And if you take the women
In a way that make them scream and shout
It's not the size that matters
'Cause if you use it wrong
It doesn't matter at all
If it is short or long
No matter if the size is big
Or if it's extra small
The most important thing is
That you got something by your balls
Maybe you're sometimes shrinking
When you've been in the pool
If other people see you
You may feel like a fool
But don't you ever listen
What other people say
The only thing that matters
Is that you feel OK
No matter if the size is big
Or if it's XXS
The most important thing is
That you don't ever think like this
If only mine was longer
Maybe for just one day
Then I would feel much stronger
And I would look OK
It's if you use it right
And if you take the women
In a way that make them scream and shout
It's not the size that matters
'Cause if you use it wrong
It doesn't matter at all
If it is short or long
No matter if the size is big
Or if it's extra small
The most important thing is
That you got something by your balls
Maybe you're sometimes shrinking
When you've been in the pool
If other people see you
You may feel like a fool
But don't you ever listen
What other people say
The only thing that matters
Is that you feel OK
No matter if the size is big
Or if it's XXS
The most important thing is
That you don't ever think like this
If only mine was longer
Maybe for just one day
Then I would feel much stronger
And I would look OK
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