-> "Londo Mollari"
Original Song Title:
"David Duchovny"
Parody Song Title:
"Londo Mollari"
Parody Written by:
Eric Ramsey
The Lyrics
Babylon 5; I am praying in my room
G'Quan survives; He'll deliver me from doom
It's just more than I can stand; This pompous, cruel Centauri man;
I can't take the way his hair spreads out just like a fan!
I can't wait any more for help from the Minbari
I want to kill this Londo Mollari
Londo Mollari, of the Centauri! Of the Centauri!
The Humans tell me, "We can understand your pain!"
But he enslaved my world, and used mass drivers on the terrain!
When his Empire was in decline, he figured he would fire on mine,
I'm waiting for the day when we bomb Centauri Prime!
And I strangle Londo Mollari, I'll make him sorry,
For all of the times that he tried to ignore me!
For I am the last member of the Narn Kauri,
Londo Mollari, of the Centauri, of the Centauri, of the Centauri!
The Vorlon Empire knows, he's been touched by Shadows,
And he no longer goes, to gamble in the Zocolo
or drink with Garibaldi, you can say he's friendly,
with Mr. Garibaldi..... Ooooooooo...
I wrote my will, and I'm packing a sharp knife
Gonna put and end to his dreams that I will take his life
I wait outside his room's doorway, I notice Vir, his attache,
I know he'll go warn Londo to hide away!
So I don't stay...
Londo Mollari, of the Centauri, of the Centauri, of the Centauri!
Londo Mollari, of the Centauri, of the Centauri, of the Centauri!
Londo Mollari, of the Centauri!
You'd better worry, I'll make you sorry!
Londo Mollari, I'm the last of the Kauri!
It'll take a safari
To locate your body!
Londo Mollari, of the Centauri, of the Centauri, of the Centauri!
Yeah...
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