You tell me that I sing off key,
that fact alone is true because I'm Britany.
It's not that I don't want to sing,
you must admit I come quite close to harmony.
What I really need is help with these words I say,
cause they're not that good.
So if you wanna help me
sing well,
there's things about me you just have to know...
Sometimes I rhyme...
sometimes I don't.
I'll miss a note or two,
and when I'm warming up no-body is spared,
the deaf get scared.
I'll practice day and night,
maybe all I need is time.
I don't like be so sharp
everytime I sing high "C" a few dogs die.
Hope that you'll give help to me.
you'll see that,
I can top Jewel in my sleep!
Please teach me to sing before I get old and grey,
'cause I'm only 20.
It seems I have a long way to go,
it's just as likely,
that in hell it snows...
Sometimes I rhyme, (sometimes)
sometimes I don't,
everyone's scared of me
but they just aren't used to my special key,
it makes ears bleed,
maybe I'll need a priest
(all she really wants is to sing all right- could take some might)
I'll practice day and night,
I'll catch up to Lee Anne Rhymes.
It's time to warm up with me!
I doubt that I'll hit this "D,"
plug your ears it's
NOT PRETTY!
I don't know ho-w
you survived.
(I-I can't sing)
Don't think I'm done! (not quite)
my key just changed.
Went up the scale by two,
in hopes that maybe I can sing "E" tonight,
I wasn't right,
guess that I suck tonight...
Sometimes I rhyme...
sometimes I don't (repeat to fade).