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Song Parodies -> "Kick Me Baby One More Time"
Original Song Title:
"Baby One More Time"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Kick Me Baby One More Time"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
I can't believe how you've grown
We're only in month five, yeah
Oh baby, baby
I think I can feel your bones
You're pushing on my sides, yeah
Tell me what position you need
To be comfy, cause I want to know now, oh because
My uterus is killing me
A bladder shot, it made me pee
I'll shift to what position you like
Give me a sign
Kick me baby one more time!
Oh baby, baby
It's harder to breathe when you
Take aim at my lungs, yeah
Oh pretty baby
I thought that the kicks were cute
But now you're getting stronger
Doing somersaults inside me
Tell me how many months more to go now, oh because
My uterus is killing me
You're taking aim at my kidneys
I'll shift to what position you like
Give me a sign
Kick me baby one more time!
Oh baby, baby, how much larger will you grow?
Oh pretty baby, you don't need to throw elbows
I must confess, that my uterus is killing me, ow!
So I've just been wondering
How long you will be
A pain in my side
Kick me baby one more time
My uterus is killing me
A bladder shot, it made me pee
I'll shift to what position you like
Give me a sign
Kick me baby one more time!
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
I can't believe how you've grown
We're only in month five, yeah
Oh baby, baby
I think I can feel your bones
You're pushing on my sides, yeah
Tell me what position you need
To be comfy, cause I want to know now, oh because
My uterus is killing me
A bladder shot, it made me pee
I'll shift to what position you like
Give me a sign
Kick me baby one more time!
Oh baby, baby
It's harder to breathe when you
Take aim at my lungs, yeah
Oh pretty baby
I thought that the kicks were cute
But now you're getting stronger
Doing somersaults inside me
Tell me how many months more to go now, oh because
My uterus is killing me
You're taking aim at my kidneys
I'll shift to what position you like
Give me a sign
Kick me baby one more time!
Oh baby, baby, how much larger will you grow?
Oh pretty baby, you don't need to throw elbows
I must confess, that my uterus is killing me, ow!
So I've just been wondering
How long you will be
A pain in my side
Kick me baby one more time
My uterus is killing me
A bladder shot, it made me pee
I'll shift to what position you like
Give me a sign
Kick me baby one more time!
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Oh Jeff, I'm just smitten with this. It's absolutely adorable! Bravo!
This is FABulous, Jeff! I am so excited for you to be a daddy!
good job jeff! :D
Thanks Ash, Arwen, and Brit!
yes I recall those exciting months vividly (they seemed to go so slowly), but this is written using Britney's voice, yes, and what a brilliant use of the OS/artist combo - fantastic Jeff - 555
Sad to say, but very accurate... I can recall that time as if it were five minutes ago....
This is excellent...a pregnant idea! Triplet fives
*pregnant pause* Well, a very different take of parodying Harry Potter but nonetheless enjoyable!
hehe i think jeff has gone and inspired me again hehe
then the right thing to do, Brit, would be to name any result "Jeff"
Jake, the Potter one isn't up yet (it'll be up later today), but thanks for stopping by!
And Brit, always glad to help =)
Love it, Love it, Love it! Remember those moments quite vividly especially the pee shots!
I seriously thought that it was emphasising the sado/masochistic side of the song! That's so typicallly Brit!
(SOTM) Congratulations & Happy New Year, Pops!
(SOTM) I thought I had already commented on this one, but I guess that it's somewhat in concordance with the subject that I'm LATE! :-)
(sotm) Kudos for your tribute to mothers-to-be.
Nice to see this, Jeff. Many people cannot write from the point of view of the opposite sex, songwise or parodywise. I almost always write from a "character", and this is a fine example of you stepping into your wifes' shoes. (You don't do that often, do you?)
(SOTM) Evidently Ms .Spears will have reason to be singing this soon. Nice job!
Thank you Scathe, Rick, Ag, K1, JD, Diddums, and Oddybobo! Rick, thanks for the compliment, as for my wife's shoes, I've been trying to cut back =)
(SOTM) Still kickin'.
Didn't know you were pregnant, Jeffaroo. Congrats. I'll give you $50 to name the kid Spaff. Great match to the original, especially having Britney use "baby" in the literal sense. "My uterus is killing me / A bladder shot, it made me pee" is classic.
I don't understand; my wife had two kids and I never heard her complain once. Is it uncomfortable or something? BOY am I just kidding; great job Jeff.
(SOTM) DKTOS, but a really nice and well-written piece here. I guess I will echo Rick's remarks about speaking from another person's position. Claude - maybe you were too busy "delivering the male...er...mail" to notice...
Congratulations, Jeff... say, when's it due then?
The pacing was off a bit in the line "I'll shift to what position you like" because it emphasizes "position" on the wrong syllaBLE. And I think the chorus's background vocals would have added to the song really well. If I didn't have a stomachache, I would have laughed my ass off reading this parody! I gave you 4-5-5. Rock on, Jeff!
Phil: end of March...we'll be there before we know it!
the lonliness/uterus switch was inspired ... hilarious!!!
Good one Jeff, are you sure you have never been 9 months pregnant?
Peregrin...pretty sure...my wife hasn't even been there yet (she's at 8)!
SOTM--just as fab as ever, Jeff! I'm STILL super excited for you!!
(SOTM) already commented - love it Jeff
Very perceptive and touching, Jeff.
(SOTM) Worthy! Worthy!
Very funny and very clever, Jeff. If I had a uterus, it would probably be killing me from laughter right about now. And congratulations man.
(SOTM) Loved this one.
(SOTM) DKTOS, but seems well written. Except I thought it was going to be about a bad date with a dominatrix! ;-D
(SOTM) This made me all broody...not! :-) 555
(ABC05)Britney's still baking the bun...see above
(ABC) See above
ABC...DKTOS, but congrats on fatherhood!!!!
(K) - yes I too have commented (thrice I see) - but you're right Jeff, they do whinge don't they? - why can't they take it like a man...
(ABC05) Barely remember TOS but looks funny. Good job switching gender here. 555. Meriadoc's comment would make a good parody. =)
(ABC-K) Cute.
Can't believe i didn't comment on this earlier. Loved it before and still do.
JEFF U ARE STILL AN AMIRIGHT EDITOR!!!!! I JUST DON'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE A PAGE WITH 110 PARODIES ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WHAT THE????? YOUR COMMENTS ON TOP OF THE PAGE ARE CLEARLY A LIE, AND I SHALL VOTE 111 ON ALL YOUR PARODIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K.Y.L.E, if you actually have enough time to vote 111 on 110 parodies (and counting, because I'm still writing them...so keep track, and keep voting!), you seriously need to get a life. I've been a parody writer for 18 years. I do the editor thing to help out/give back to the site.
Jeff, you are such a liar. You do the editing thing to get chicks and you know it.
Oh, and K.Y.L.E....I'd like to first off thank you, for reminding Jeff that he's an editor. I am sure he forgot, what with the emotional turmoil getting yelled at (and triple 1'ed) by you has undoubtedly caused.
Secondly, I'm having a hard time trying to figure out which comments at the top of the page are blatant lies. I mean...I will be the first to jump on any bandwagon to defame Jeff, as he is a dirty bastard...but I can't, in good conscience, call him a liar without knowing what I'm calling him a liar about.
Finally, you are honestly the most ridiculous person I have come across in some time. I'm still trying to figure out if your main goal in being on the site is to piss people off...or...if you think you're clever...or what. I'll keep you posted as to my findings...
Oh, and K.Y.L.E....I'd like to first off thank you, for reminding Jeff that he's an editor. I am sure he forgot, what with the emotional turmoil getting yelled at (and triple 1'ed) by you has undoubtedly caused.
Secondly, I'm having a hard time trying to figure out which comments at the top of the page are blatant lies. I mean...I will be the first to jump on any bandwagon to defame Jeff, as he is a dirty bastard...but I can't, in good conscience, call him a liar without knowing what I'm calling him a liar about.
Finally, you are honestly the most ridiculous person I have come across in some time. I'm still trying to figure out if your main goal in being on the site is to piss people off...or...if you think you're clever...or what. I'll keep you posted as to my findings...
ChuckyG should yank out all the triple one votes that Krazy Young Lunatic Extrarodinare (assuming that's what the letters stand for) made and ban his I.P. for life.
I don't care. I thought it was funny.
Thanks Ana!
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