Song Parodies -> "No More Babies One More Time!"

Original Song Title:

"Baby One More Time"

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Original Performer:

"No More Babies One More Time!"

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The Lyrics

Britney experiences the backside of being pregnant....

Oh Kevin, Kevin...
Oh Kevin, Kevin....

Oh Kevin, Kevin
I had to let people know
That something grows inside me
But Kevin, Kevin
This tummy just hurts me so
It's just a freakin' nightmare
Tell me - should we keep this baby?
I just don't know if it will be worth goin' through this pain

My pregnancy is killing me (And I)
I must confess I wanted this (wanted this)
On second thought I have changed my mind
Cos it's breaking my spine
No more babies one more time!

Oh Kevin, Kevin
Where does all this pain come from?
I really cannot stand it
Oh Kevin, Kevin
I always wanted to be a young mom
It's not the way I planned it
Sickening - now I feel it kicking
Morning sickness, not to mention weird eating habits now

My pregnancy is killing me (And I)
I must confess I wanted this (wanted this)
On second thought I have changed my mind
Cos it's breaking my spine
No more babies one more time!

Oh Kevin, Kevin (ooh)
Oh Kevin, Kevin (ey ey yeah)

Oh Kevin, Kevin
I had to let people know
Oh Kevin, Kevin
This tummy just hurts me so

I must confess that I wanted this
But it's killing me now
Don't you know I changed my mind
Cos I've got cold feet
It's breaking my spine
No more babies one more time!

(X2)
My pregnancy is killing me (And I)
I must confess I wanted this (wanted this)
On second thought I have changed my mind
Cos it's breaking my spine
No more babies one more time!

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Personally my favourite parody of today, but to get full marks on pacing, I would've shortened the 4th line in the chorus to just "breaking my spine", because it doesn't fit in with TOS. Great parody, though 455

D-Boz - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Tnkas for the comments Dumb Ass Kid. You're right about the fourth line and I spent a while thinking about whether I should use "cos it's breaking..." or just simply "it's breaking..." but in the end I went with the former cos it sounded a bit more bold as if she's telling us how much it really hurts. It can be squeezed effortlessly into the song when singing it although not following the pace of the original at that certain point . I'm pleased with the parody overall and I'm glad it was your favourite parody you've read today. :)

Andrew Darwitan - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment

OMG... This is just soooooo funny. I love it a lot. 5s Oh yeah, Dumb Ass Kid, what is TOS?

Red Ant - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment

DKTOS, so no vote, but I guess when I saw BS wearing that T-Shirt that said MILF in waiting I know it's not a fashion statement.

D-Boz - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment

I had myself being a bit dyslexic there..I meant to sayt "thanks" of course lol...

Dumb Ass Kid to Andrew Darwitan - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment

TOS = The Original Song, in this case Britney Spears' 'Hit Me Baby One More Time'

Diddims - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Yes, Britney gets the drift: pregnancy and motherhood have strong ups, but equally strong downs. If she doesn't give this baby up for adoption or abort it, I'll eat my hat.

song cop to DAK - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment

You mean 'Baby One More Time.' "Hit me" is not part of the title.

Amber - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment

*agrees with Diddims* :P

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