Song Parodies -> "I Hate R n B"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock 'n' Roll"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate R n B"

Parody Written by:

Philip Eastwick (Previously 'Philzo')

The Lyrics

'I Hate R n B' is a song that means a lot to me, seeing as I cannot stand R n B! it sucks and is not music, I DO like rock 'n' roll but I hate the fact that Britney Spears sang a song about loving it when she is a Pop/R n B star herself, it was just wrong!

I heard it playing there
On the record machine
I knew it must have
Been that awful R n B
The beat was going all wrong
Playing a rubbish song
I could tell
It wouldn't be long
Till I went crazy
crazy
And I could tell
It wouldn't be long
Till I got angry
angry

Singin'

(chorus)
I hate R n B
So shoot another hole
In the jukebox
for me
I hate R n B
So come and
Take a shot
And fire with me

Ow

I smiled, as It blew up
Went up in flames
But there's others I know
That need to be aflame.
I think I need to be alone
Time for me to go home
And then I
Was switching on
My computer screen
Computer screen
And I was bidding on
Ebay, for a
long time,

Singin'

(chorus)

Ow

I hate R n B yeah
'Cause it removes
My soul yeah

I hate R n B
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I bought crap music
So I could burn
till its all gone
It's called R n B
R n B
And the fire burning on
With that
horrible song
song

Singin'

(chorus to fade)

The last verse is a bit sketchy, but I do like the chorus, it's meaningful.

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Poop ie Longstocking - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment

BRitney's version of this song was from the00s not the 90s. But I like it so I give you a perfect score.

Stephen Harrington - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment

I didn't see any perfect score up there yet, but now you have one, 555. I'm neutral about R&B, but I can see how it can get on people's nerves(some of them irritate me to no end, others are tolerable).

me - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment

pure bulls*** lol.u must be sum idiot haha!

gfhgfj - May 30, 2009 - Report this comment

me too i hate r'n'b

Mr E - February 03, 2019 - Report this comment

Hello, I am the original writer of this 'parody' can you please remove it? It is just terrible. MR. E.

I Saw Joan Jett Live 3X - February 04, 2019 - Report this comment

Britney Spears isn't smart enough to do anything musically, she is a vapid no-talent dumbbell bimbo doll. Her version of this rock'n'roll classic is a BLASPHEMY. She is not even 'R&B', she is a stupid pop tart. Nice try, tho which is why I'm giving you 555.

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