Song Parodies -> "I Was Born To Poo My Nappy"

Original Song Title:

"I Was Born To Make You Happy"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I Was Born To Poo My Nappy"

Parody Written by:

Weird Dave

The Lyrics

This parody grew from my childhood memory of a few friends and I parodying the one line "I was born to make you happy" alternatively singing "I was born to poo my nappy". It just struck me as I saw the music video on the TV about 20 minutes ago. So I decided to write a whole parody. It's from a baby's point of view about his mother coming to his aid every time he makes chocolate fudge pudding (you could even consider it material for Stewie's character in Family Guy).

I'm lying here alone up in my room
And thinking 'bout the wipes that I've been through.
(All that poo)
I'm looking at a skidmark in my hand
Trying my best to understand.
I really want to know if this is wrong
With a scent that smelt so strong.
If only you were here tonight.
I know that you could clean my shi*e.

I don't know how live without your wipes.
I was born to poo my nappy.
'Cause you're the only one who stands my farts.
I was born to poo my nappy.
Always and forever, you, Mummy
In here mopping up my pee.
I don't know how to live without your wipes.
I was born to poo my nappy.

I know I've made it full since you've been gone.
You'd better put another nappy on.
(All that poo)
'Cause it would be a dream for you, Mummy
Not having to mop up poo and pee.
I don't know the first thing I should do.
That's why I rely on you.
If only you were here tonight.
I know that you could clean my shi*e.

I don't know how live without your wipes.
I was born to poo my nappy.
'Cause you're the only one who stands my farts.
I was born to poo my nappy.
Always and forever, you, Mummy
In here mopping up my pee.
I don't know how to live without your wipes.
I was born to poo my nappy.

I eat everything, in the entire world.
I'd wait forever, for it to curl.
I call out your name
And you will be there
Just to show me how much you care.

(I was born to poo my nappy)

(Key change up)
I don't know how live without your wipes.
I was born to poo my nappy.
'Cause you're the only one who stands my farts.
I was born to poo my nappy.
Always and forever, you, Mummy
In here mopping up my pee.
I don't know how to live without your wipes.
I was born to poo my nappy.

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Stonemason89 - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Apparently not all the folks around here enjoy poop jokes.

Below Average Dave - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment

There is a whole poonazi mentality many people subscribe to. . .personally I think it can be well done, at the moment I have to use the restroom ironically, so I can't read it, but I'll try to stop back by later. . .don't take it personally, some people like to think "ew, gross, how immature". . .etc. . .I'm not one of them, most things can be funny in my opinion, it's all how it's executed, and I don't really have auto-hang ups on parody types, even list parodies that I generally despise can be done well.

MrMacphisto - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment

I gave you 5's, buddy. With enough of them, we can wipe the 1's away... ;)

Below Average Dave - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Back as promised, I also 5'd it, while most of it was pretty standard, the idea to this particular OS was funny, I liked the title switch, more over--I can't understand any justification of a 1 on pacing if a song doesn't have 1 pacing . . .so if nothing else to offset topic based votes, I join Macphisto's voting

Timmy1000 - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment

555 from me Dave - always like a clever poo song - too bad the Unabombers dropped big T*#rds on you. I agree on the pacing part - if it can be sung along with the OS, it can't be a 1.

Weird Dave - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment

B.A.Dave - Thanks for the rating. Much appreciated. It's standard mostly because of the original lyrics combined with the theme of the parody lyrics. Sometimes you come across lines which just arent possible to change.

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