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Song Parodies -> "I Cross Dress, Baby"

Original Song Title:

"You Drive Me Crazy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I Cross Dress, Baby"

Parody Written by:

Song Spoofs/Parodies

The Lyrics

Baby, I'm so into rouge
Sometimes I feel like I dig dudes
Baby, I have gender consfusion
But I don't care, I just continue perfumin'


Every time I look at wigs
My heart it jumps, because I really digs


I cross dress, baby
I wear panties
I'm self-concious of my fanny
Call me crazy, but it feels so right
Baby, I get satisfaction from wearing tights


Hear me, I'm so into lipstick
I just imitate, but I wanna be a chick
Hear me, I'm not into the masculine
Baby, my feelings are for the feminine


I cross dress, baby
I feel that I should
Did you know that my idol is Ed Wood?
Call me crazy, but it feels so right
Baby, I have to try on all make-up in sight


Baby, jewels I just adore
I don't wanna be a man no more
Baby, But it feels so right
I wear mascara day and night


I cross dress, baby
I do it everyday
I've already shaved my arms and legs
Call me crazy, but it feels so right
Baby, Imma' wearin' lingerie tonight


I cross dress, baby (I cross dress baby, baby)
Call me crazy, But It Feels so right
Baby dressin' like a woman makes me feel alright
Baby dressin' like a woman makes me feel alright

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NorCalClunktress - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, LIEV . . . . or should I call you, Vilma, Sir ? . . . . .V I C T O R . . . to . . . V I L M A . . .

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