Song Parodies -> "Car Sick"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Car Sick"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Warning: those of a delicate disposition may suffer some side-effects from reading this parody! Right, that's the Health and Safety bit taken care of... I probably don't need to explain much more, do I?
Here's a link to the OS, for all of you Britney fans who like to sing along! (Irony intended)

Feel the tension here
It’s mountin’
I’m brewing up
A vomit fountain
Ten seconds now
And countin’…..

I don’t know why
I feel ill
I’m breathing deep
Took a travel pill
But oh my guts
Are churning still

Feel crap, such a drag
Right now I’d kill for a plastic bag
Did you hear me gag?

‘Cause I look and I feel like living death
I’m car sick I’m gonna chunder
I shouldn’t have stopped at Little Chef*
Make a stop, let me spew
Don’t you know I get car sick
It’ll come back on you
When I get really car sick

I can’t look down
Don’t make me read
A rainbow gush
Will be guaranteed
That’s a rush
That you don’t really need

Feel worse, can’t survive
Won’t last until the M25**
When do we arrive?

Can’t you open the window just a bit?
I’m car sick, here comes my lunch
‘Cause I just can’t keep holding on to it
Don’t you dare yell at me
‘Cause you know I get car sick
And now I need to pee
‘Cause I do when I’m car sick

Oh my god, I’m so car sick

*** musical interlude for some strange noises ***

Oh what a mess, it really stinks
My car sick’s all down the seat
Guess I shouldn’t have drunk those fizzy drinks
‘Cause it’s turned it all blue
Who’d-a thought that of car sick?
You’ll need bicarb and bleach as well
Does car sick stain now, I wonder?
I don’t think that I can stand the smell
Ooh it’s making me ill
Think I’m gonna be car sick

I’m feeling really sick
Get a bucket quick
It could be worse my dear
It could be diarrhoea
I think I’m gonna spew
Chuck up over you
And your upholst’ry too…

Some UK references (just in case):
*Well-known roadside restaurant chain (as in well-known for being... well, let's say 'cheap and cheerful,' shall we..? )
**One of the busiest motorways in the UK, encompassing London and south-east England.

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Bruno - June 08, 2011 - Report this comment

That's sick (as in yoof speak for cool). Now suffering from post traumatic sick syndrome.

AFW - June 08, 2011 - Report this comment

I get car sick when I have to make the payments...and I've been a little air queazy in a plane..good job on this

John Barry - June 08, 2011 - Report this comment

Take it queasy.

2Eagle - June 08, 2011 - Report this comment

For some reason women are better at this sort of thing than men. Brewing up a vomit fountain - that's funny! By the way, I think "chunder" comes from Australia.

Andy Primus - June 08, 2011 - Report this comment

Excellent rhyming throughout. I nearly clicked on the OS link, but then came to my senses - I'll just presume that it paces OK.

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