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Song Parodies -> "14 Seconds..."
Original Song Title:
"(You Drive Me) Crazy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"14 Seconds..."
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Annoying YouTube ads that you can't skip. 14 seconds is an eternity in instant gratification terms! I hate ads!!!
Ad space, on YouTube
So damn annoyin'. What can I do?
Onscreen, bad sights and bad sounds
Yellow line movin' in slow motion countdown
Every ad that I see
Gets me hatin', all those companies
YouTube, how can you ignore
Viewer impatience 'cause they wanna explore?
[Chorus]
It drives me crazy
Ads that are brief
Its not worth it, when I yell "BLEEP!"
Oh... crazy,
'Cause it's not alright
Ad space on YouTube is an unpleasant sight!
14, seconds onscreen
Ads for products mostly for teens
F-ck me, I don't approve
I want the video, not products nor news
Wasting time, I truly abhor
Ad watching is such a miserable bore
[Chorus]
Crazy,
Puts me to sleep
So unwanted, makes me yell, "BLEEP!"
Crazy,
No, it's not alright
No viewer wants to see these unwanted sights!
It drives me crazy (F-cking YouTube ad space)
Total rejection, Skip the repeats
Oh... crazy,
(and it's not alright)
YouTube fix this problem and make things right!
[Repeat]
So damn annoyin'. What can I do?
Onscreen, bad sights and bad sounds
Yellow line movin' in slow motion countdown
Every ad that I see
Gets me hatin', all those companies
YouTube, how can you ignore
Viewer impatience 'cause they wanna explore?
[Chorus]
It drives me crazy
Ads that are brief
Its not worth it, when I yell "BLEEP!"
Oh... crazy,
'Cause it's not alright
Ad space on YouTube is an unpleasant sight!
14, seconds onscreen
Ads for products mostly for teens
F-ck me, I don't approve
I want the video, not products nor news
Wasting time, I truly abhor
Ad watching is such a miserable bore
[Chorus]
Crazy,
Puts me to sleep
So unwanted, makes me yell, "BLEEP!"
Crazy,
No, it's not alright
No viewer wants to see these unwanted sights!
It drives me crazy (F-cking YouTube ad space)
Total rejection, Skip the repeats
Oh... crazy,
(and it's not alright)
YouTube fix this problem and make things right!
[Repeat]
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I guess that's how they pay for all those videos of cute kittens playing with things, and idiots launching bottle rockets out of their nipple rings.
Xfinity does it too with Music On-Demand for music videos! Seems there is no electronic device that is immune to ads.
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